Carry The Cat

Bli bla bla blu bah bah baaaa

Where the bees?

Watching bar-bee, oh man I love the bee movie!

@starrobOWO @geweldadigehomo Doe mij eerst

Wie is de enige persoon die op uw gezicht zou mogen spugen en waarom is het Matty Healy?

@ededdieerickson Unless

@waterexperte Word

Dutchies have zero chill, rush in the restroom, trying all the doors at record tempo no knocking or anything and if none are free they just run to a different floor

Me having to explaining the joke 5 times... It's about to get funny

@waterexperte Which zoo?

Went to the zoo for a day and managed to suppress (almost) all intrusive thoughts !!

Me: *pretends to hold a light saber* "I'm a sith looord!" Honey: " you are a simp looord!" How do I recover from this?

Canada does strange things to a fellah

@waterexperte Honestly wish I had seen this, sounds very funny

me and the coworkers turning off the camera in call to swap places in 2 seconds

@ededdieerickson I also have a thought . Why?

OK

@waterexperte If you aren't breaking your own ribs, you are doing it wrong

Sneezing very loud isnt a choice stop the oppression

@waterexperte Get a tandem cargo bike

guys idk how to tell this but my gf might unironically want a cargo bike later

Eating balls

@ellende__ @starrobOWO stop

@starrobOWO @ededdieerickson So no head?

@ededdieerickson Take me to lunch first