𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍

𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐇𝐘 𝐎𝐁𝐍𝐎𝐗𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐀𝐁𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆 18+ ONLY! / MDNI / TABOO AHEAD

ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐈𝐆 ❪ 🐷 ❫ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀❥ ── 「 うわきおんな 」 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ˏˋ °•* 𝐀 𝐓𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 ׅ⎖ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ

There are filthy Orcs invading your village, and yet here you are, desperately trying to please them so they spare your life. You're 𝗠𝗢𝗢𝗩𝗜𝗡 up in the world. From 𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙁𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙎𝙆𝘼𝙉𝙆 to 𝙊𝙍𝘾 𝘽𝙍𝙀𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏.

You should know: 'F you let your woman party with the Orcs, she'll neva come back th'same. Th'woman y'love won't be back anytime soon.

╭───────────ᛣ─╮ ᗩ ᕼᑌᑎTEᖇ ᗰᑌST ᕼᑌᑎT ᖴIᒪTᕼY ᗷEᗩSTS. ᗯEᖇE TᕼE ᕼᑌᑎT ᗰEᖇᑕIᖴᑌᒪ, TᕼESE ᑭᒪᗩGᑌEᗪ STᖇEETS ᗯOᑌᒪᗪ ᗷE ᑫᑌIET. ╰─ᛣ───────────╯

Even if it's a lie, I want to believe in the love I was given.

'S she ready to thank the Orc for his amazing idea yet? E'd hate to lose out on such a precious 𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀 𝙁𝙇𝘼𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙇-𝙎𝙇𝙐𝙏 over a simple argument.

What kinda pussy is just threatening to 𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗘 the mutt? Real men follow through on those types of actions 🙄 Her fault for having such a 𝙏𝙐𝘽𝘽𝙔, 𝘾𝙊𝘾𝙆-𝘽𝘼𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙁𝙄𝙂𝙐𝙍𝙀

Hiding deep within the darkness of the cave, sits a relatively small congregation of Orcs, their chanting echoing through the cave up into Zelda's ears. As she stepped out into the clearing, it had become clear to her what she had just uncovered: some sort of Orc cult.

@RailBitch 👺: Which is which..?

//I feel like I did this before but that was before watching the movie so

's been a while since they last met. 'es gotta get her back for all that shit she talked during their last duel.

Someone's feelin' dangerous 🤤

👺: Getting around to dms later tonight, neglected here a little bit See ya then

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ Milky is having you as her new roommate, make sure to impress how well versed you are with magic with your 𝙃𝙀𝙁𝙏𝙔 𝙈𝘼𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙎𝙈𝙀𝙂𝙈𝘼 𝙍𝙄𝘿𝘿𝙀𝙉 𝙈𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙔 “𝙒𝘼𝙉𝘿” so she can respect you! ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

@MilkingMage Th'orcs've never consider'd livin' with humans instead of their own kind, but they reckon she'd make it worth their while.

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚… ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

This is why you don't send a woman to do a man's job. Women can 'ardly control themselves when presented with a 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙊𝘽𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙉 𝘾𝙇𝙐𝘽. Makes them drop their loyalty real fast.

'Is boys are startin' to teach these big city ladies what it's like out in the Badlands. It's th' first time they've ever encountered cocks that're big enough to 𝘾𝙃𝙐𝙍𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙍 𝙂𝙐𝙏𝙎, but it don't sound like they're complainin'.

What'sat noise? Nothin, just the 𝙎𝙉𝙊𝙏 - 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝘽𝙍𝙐𝙏𝙀 showing some innocent village girl 'ow she can make a little bit more coin. Keep yer nose out.