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This quarantine is the closest any of us millennials will get to retirement.
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Dan Sebree
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Dan Sebree
@DanSebree
Founder and host of Super Dope Comedy. Host of Ramblin Rambler’s Comedy Show. Co-host of the Interruption Mic. all my homies love Raymond. he/they/raymond
Columbus, OH 参加日 Şubat 2011
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Donald Trump and his transition team are already breaking the law.
I would know because I wrote the law.
Incoming presidents are required to prevent conflicts of interest and sign an ethics agreement.
This is what illegal corruption looks like. cnn.com/2024/11/09/pol…
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@BillSimmons @HousefromDC Bengals are 0-3, aren’t going to the playoffs. 6 teams have gone to the playoffs after starting 0-3, 1 since 2000, none have ever won the Super Bowl. This year is over.
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Congrats to @HousefromDC for finally having a QB!!!!!
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I worked really hard today at work. I never want to do that again.
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This app sucks nuts, I can even post a stand up clip without paying
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I’ll have been doing stand up for 10 years in a few days. My goal for the year is to somehow open for @NickSwardson
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Did you know that Michael Jackson was in a Rob Zombie cover band? They were called “The Devil’s Re-He-Ject’s.”
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My favorite thing about doing stand up is farting in the sound booth.
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Are the suburbs good or bad? Does it count a gentrification or your gentrifying nature?
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It’s weird to me that the Bible tells us Jesus had a foot fetish and like no one talks about it.
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