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@DudespostingWs I hope they get married and pump out a bunch of kids … the alternative is not as good…

Illinois wrestler, Lucas Byrd, stands next to his 6’3 girlfriend holding his 8th place trophy after becoming just the second 4x All-American in program history.

The continuing story of the man who married the X prostitute will be posted in about three and a half hours.

The moment I knew dating women in church was a HORRIBLE idea. A nerdy pile of mine we will call Steve expressed interest in a young woman that was attending a church I was head of security for. This woman had gone through the born again Christian rituals and he bought the hype. This woman was a former street prostitute. The church told her to tell him that they were going to have to have a chaperone every time they were alone or went on a date. LOL I reminded him that she was a street prostitute previously but he did not care. After about 8 months of being chaperoned on dates he proposed and they got married. I would tell you guys how the story worked out but I'm sure you already know and don't want to hear the rest.

@EpochTimes It should be changed to land owning citizens.

Tell us what you think.

@patriot_savvy The Stanley cup holds 209 fluid oz’s.

Kids today carrying 40oz Stanley cups like they’re crossing the Sahara. We had one six-second sip from a rusty school water fountain and went right back to dodgeball, fighting for our lives. The good ole days! 🇺🇸

@strallweat This reminds me so much of my college years (04-11).

People don't realize that this is what the early 2000s was like for everyone. They gave each of us a hot chick to go line dancing with

@joshkaye If you don’t, I will.

Do I pull the trigger?

@harrytwips Can she still do it today?

She is amazing

@Aliathewhite There’s a baywatch reboot?!

Proof that all niggas are gay.

CHUCK NORRIS MEME THREAD TO END ALL MEME THREADS Let's honor one of the GOAT's by dropping your BEST Memes and Chuck Norris jokes! 👇👇👇

Chuck Norris mined bitcoin with a pen and paper.

In honor of the late great Chuck Norris, RIP sir.

@WhiteBabyFac Cause it’s dangerous.

A thing that has never sat right with me is seeing men in the passenger seat while women drive

I miss my bench seat truck so much!

@em_Lazzy Meanwhile I refuse to throw anything away…

You know what really bugs me these days? We can't own anything. Everything is a subscription service, like literally everything. You can't buy Microsoft Office, you have to purchase a subscription for a year. You literally have to pay for everything FOREVER. Isn't anyone else bothered by this?

Someday, people will buy old vehicles because the vehicle doesn’t track them and cannot connect to the internet.

25% of my entire generation got spawn killed my women. Women in the US have killed 60 million babies since Roe v. Wade came about meanwhile the death toll of all of WW2 was 60-80 million. The difference is the men killed enemies and the women killed their children, their own flesh and blood.

@13Calendar Officer: what’s your date of birth? Me: which calendar?

Why do we live by a calendar that barely makes sense? 30 days. 31 days. 28 days… sometimes 29. What if every month had 28 days and the year had 13 perfectly balanced months? Same dates. Same weekdays. Every year. Welcome to the future of time. 13cal.net

This weekends forecast!

@irentdumpsters Dock & boat lift install & removal - lake Minnetonka MN (actual suburb cities: wayzata, excelsior, Orono, Tonka bay, deephaven, Mound)

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