Dane Cook

If you’re a struggling comedian.. seemingly lost on the road, playing some club with a wacky name that offers temp residence in a comedy condo with a couch Dennis Wolfberg probably crashed on during the comedy boom.. congrats.. you’re exactly where you are suppose to be. It’s the hard road dog years alone and lonely that all add up later. Listen not everyone is meant for the big time kid.. but just the part where you’re up there doing it is where the accomplishment already lives. Hone the craft.. use the time alone to carve out your true honest identity. Define your personal constitution. Fall in love with every crowd and then leave them in the middle of the night for some other stage and show. Journal it all.. each day. At least one line about who you are.. where you are.. how you see the world or how you think it sees you. Do this and it leads you to your own personal finish line. Just remember to throw a sheet over that couch before you crash on it. Godspeed.

RIP Kiki Shepard I grew up watching Showtime at the Apollo and episode after episode Kiki Shepard was always there to usher you towards your dream or sometimes show you the exit but there was always - from my couch seat - love in her heart. Her impact on comedy culture was huge. Condolences to all who loved her! So so many.

There is a fine line between a flattering impersonation and meanspirited now-you-fuckin-wit-me.

90s + 00s .. when we first met. 🙏🏼🔥❤️

slick slickness

funny biz part 2 + hair update

funny biz

So proud to be a part of Lorne’s legacy. Our chats especially in his NY office are some of the most impactful of my life and career. Talkin’ shop with the guy that literally opened the shop! Watch this for sure via @FocusFeatures

Hey @elonmusk -- thoughts -- via Grok: "NY Senate Bill S7263 (advanced from committee 6-0 last week) makes AI chatbot operators liable for damages if their bot gives "substantive response, information, or advice" in licensed professions like medicine, law, dentistry, nursing, psychology, social work, engineering & more—anything that'd be unauthorized practice if done by a human. Requires clear AI notice, but it doesn't protect from suits."

@JamesGunn 💚💚💚

You manifested it early. The official #Lanterns teaser is here. Coming this August.

@AB84 Now I understand how powerful a porch with a comfy chair is.

Now I understand why my Dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

The entire restaurant is fold out tables and rickety chairs. In the back corner is a table of producers, actors and that one lone crew member taking swear bucket bets. On the way out everyone yawns and thanks the chef as they toss their uneaten stale chocolate chip cookie into a grey barrel lined with a black trash bag.

Gonna make a restaurant chain that introduces to the world the strange and exotic world of film crew catering. A random mix of Italian/Mexican/Middle American dishes with a glop of chimichurri served with watery lemonade and a bucket of DIY ice cream. I will call it CRAFTY.

@TheLewisTan 🔥🔥🔥

Katana training coming back 👀

Wanna bet?

@LukeBarnett I sent this to my agent this morning lol.

I desperately need to find my way into this.

@FANGORIA @LukeBarnett I have the first 100 issues of @FANGORIA in my office to this day. Collected them all when I was 11 or 12. Can’t wait to see what you and @LukeBarnett get into.

We have your first look at the upcoming FANGORIA Studios short film GOODBYE, MONSTER. Come on in and take a peek under the bed. dlvr.it/TR7n8G

@TheCinesthetic ‘My Best Friends Girl’

Of all movie opening scenes, what one sold the entire film the most?

I must have watched Revenge of the Nerds hundreds of times with it hit Home Box Office as a teenager. Robert as the character Lewis just brought that character to life - you rooted for the underdog. RIP. Clap your hands everybody and everybody clap your hands we’re lambda lambda lambda and omega mu.

@XboxP3 @asha_shar Phil you rock. Good game!

I’m excited for @asha_shar as she steps into the CEO role. She’s joining an incredible group of people; teams full of talent, heart, and a deep commitment to the players they serve. Watching her lean in with curiosity and a real desire to strengthen the foundation we've built gives me confidence that our Xbox communities will be well supported in the years ahead.

It’s rare in life to know when a chapter is closing, but after 38 years at Microsoft, that moment has arrived for me. I’ve made the decision to retire and begin the next chapter of my life. It’s a milestone that’s given me a chance to reflect on the incredible journey I’ve been fortunate enough to share with so many of you.

I’ve tried the BK Lounge to talk about a crossover but no one picked up.