Dangerfield

Me when I didn’t pick the movie that’s being watched

How many times i gotta tell ppl not to come downstairs when @DangerfieldAF is warming up

I don’t miss improv. Much needed break. I mean, sometimes, when i’m doing dishes, I turn into a butler named Niles who is a real cut up, in a dry british way. He never knew true love, he had a girlfriend in university who left him for the son of an oil baron.

I forget but I do NOT forgive.. I’m just walking around hating bitches can’t remember why

It doesn’t feel right for me to have kids until I’m financially responsible enough to buy weed for a whole family.

Registration is open for our introductory longform improv course, "Foundation of The Scene". Bonus!! the class is taught by the excellent @katethegrape. Register here: bit.ly/2PMChoj

Get your #Kerfuffle Fix tomorrow night with @unioncomedy! ow.ly/TGPe50xvzfj #Comedy #BOSArts #Somerville #DavisSquare #FridayThe13th

The key to maintaining adult friendships is sincerely acting shocked by how much someone’s elses kid has grown.

@unioncomedy @patkearnan

Guess which person in this photo is actively pooping their pants

We had SO much fun recording this podcast after performing at The Edinburgh Improv Festival - check it out!

Who wants to help us build our BRAND NEW THEATER?! kickstarter.com/projects/union…

nothing gets me going like a business bitch on a bike

Arya: dude wasn’t even on my list

The boy w the fake British accent from last summer unghosted me 🥰 (Content warning: everything in this text)

Whenever I ride in an uber pool with no music on it feels like Dad is angry at us 😢

being an administrative assistant means the printer is my baby and whenever she cries I feed her paper

I'm sorry @DangerfieldAF