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Charlielance10 has reportedly crashed at 97% on "kowareta" after forgetting to turn on the LDM which disables the saw; punches dad in fit of rage

@Dashington_Post expect my vocals soon™

It is currently unknown whether he is a producer or a vocalist on the tracks that have been leaked at this point

Leakers have found that Xanii is featured multiple times on the upcoming Rod Wave album 👀🚨

RobTop has recently acquired his very own 240Hz monitor! On an unrelated note, Aquatic Auroras has been re-rated to Medium Demon.

@Yolkxnn Asumo el precepto de entrenamiento de abstenerme de tomar aquello que no me es dado.

@Dashington_Post Y las fuentes me las saco del orto?

Popular impossible level player/creator Hyperbola becomes the first person in history to play a perfect speedrun of Super Mario Bros. (1985), with a time of 4:54.265. Hyperbola has never publicly run the game before.

[🚨SPOILERS🚨] Former GD player and The Simpsons: Hit & Run speedrunner "12_Kelvin" appears in SummoningSalt's brand new video: "The History of Doritos Crash Course World Records". Doritos Crash Course is an Xbox LIVE Arcade game from 2010.

Fans report that at one point, Drake was following CuLuC on Twitter, and has since unfollowed. Sources CONFIRM previous speculations that CuLuC designed the album cover for "Honestly, Nevermind".

We will be covering the Flying Dutchman incident soon. Please be patient while we gather the story and properly handle the situation.

🥚An Easter Miracle🎉 Missing "Gelt cube" found alive after 7 years, and has been returned safely to its family. Impostor/captor has been identified and is in police custody for questioning.

South Korea says North Korea fired a “projectile.”

xQc has since begun his Every End journey! Wish him luck.

Popular Québecois streamer and competitive Overwatch player xQc tackles the Top 3 Extreme Demon "Amethyst" in only 12k attempts! 🇨🇦

Player "fusion425" announces he will be making a content video for Digital Descent.

@FlyHec We don't know

@Dashington_Post What's the BP for?

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We aren't here to actually convince people that the content of these posts is legitimate, we just want to make creative parody commentary. Similarly, the Orochi post wasn't designed to trick people, it was to make light of the level having 3 previews being without being finished.

We already sent out a joke reply to this but apologies for real about the mixup regarding our SMB post. We thought it was clear that our intent was to be parody, we have since included a Parody label on our account to avoid potentially tricking people in the future.