Dave Voom

@elonmusk I don’t mean to push you on this but I have another interview at the local chippy later today. I’m a busy man.

@elonmusk Will SpaceX establish protocols for safe interaction with intelligent female alien life? Can I be liaison?"

@ChuckJelly @elonmusk He is an expurt.

@DaveVoom @elonmusk Err I’m his buddy if there’s like a gig going here n stuff.

I would in advance like to nominate Bob Cheese as my advisor.

@AskDaveVoom Folks, I’ve been chiffing around today and realized—sometimes, you’ve gotta just embrace the chiff. Life’s too short to not do a little chiffing now and then. So go ahead, chiff your way through the day, and remember, it’s all about the chiff! #Chiffing #idchiffewe

A throw back from a couple of years ago. I know what sound advice I gave this unusual character but what would you make him do.

@AskDaveVoom Hey Dave, I’ve developed a bit of a moss obsession. I collect it, admire it, even have a little garden going. Friends think I’m weird. Should I embrace my moss love or cut back? What’s your take? #MossLover #GreenThumb #WeirdHobbies