Davidthebummer

me after I pass a state trooper

I think that polyamory was invented by the us government to keep people with septum piercings too preoccupied with petty interpersonal drama to attend food not bombs meetings

"You're the reason Charlie Kirk is dead"

laying on a skinny dude chest like laying on da porch

well this didn't age well..

The guy in the background absolutely stole the moment with that reaction 😂🎭

At the liquor store helping them lift the gate up

The Blackfoot fed themselves on the northern plains for at least ten thousand years. Ten thousand years. Longer than every European nation has existed in its current form. Longer than the United States has existed by a factor of forty. Then the bison were commercially annihilated in two decades. Then the Blackfoot were confined to reserves. Then they starved. You looked at that sequence and concluded they probably would have starved anyway. What exactly was going to starve them in the previous ten thousand years that somehow didn't?

Child rapists when they get a Republican judge on their case

Bought a meatball flavored vape from Goodwill and now my arms won’t bend

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

when god closes a door so you reach your little paws under and go meow

Someone said “Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it’s not your turn to change it, but with a whole society” and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Sub Sandwich Unknow Photographer

was talking with a normie co-worker and he brought up his friend who works at Lockheed Martin and I said, "Oh shit, is he working on the child seeking missiles" Let me tell you, that was NOT the correct dialogue option.

And that's why serial killers were stacking you losers up like cheap plywood cause you were all sickly and dehydrated

Has anyone else realized there's nothing to fucking watch on youtube anymore

"You are not patriots, you love the entire world." YES!

Cheesecake Factory is architecturally Naboo, I hope that clears things up