Luis Vercetti

My mom to my brother: "you don't want to end up like your brother over there" Me over there:

how it feels when some real shit happens but you’re drunk as hell

my dog when I’m singing him a song that I made up

why don’t you like to be on FaceTime?? me on FaceTime:

“are you fucking dumb???” me, literally not forming a single thought:

when they forget the side of ranch for your wings…

7 year old me pushing off the side of the pool

me seeing how ridiculous gas prices are right now

one day you’re young and the next your eyelid is twitching because of stress

when your mom takes you out for lunch & you order shots..

me going to another city because I couldn’t switch lanes

this is why I ask “who all gone be there???” 😭

Ppl be like " yea just follow behind me" and start driving like this

wait

relaxing after winning an argument with my wife

my girlfriend: “I want new nails baby” me: “take mine queen!”

@97Vercetti Those are the best part??

Chic-Fil-A stop giving me these humpback whales!! I want WAFFLE FRIES!!

me at war, in a corner sharing memes because I ran out of bullets:

when I’m overstimulated and someone tries to comfort me