Dustin Cox

Calvin Ridley, ladies and gentlemen.

@FitFounder Become a Dallas Cowboys fan, wait until the playoffs, then shed too many tears.

If a friend wanted to lose 10 lbs off their body…what would you tell them?

@PinthouseBeer Fully Adrift

We are hard at work finalizing the rest of can release calendar for 2023. Deciding what beloved beverages of Pinthouse past to bring back alongside all the new things we have slated for 2023. What are y’all hoping to see this year from your pals at Pinthouse? We’re all ears.

2022 Red River Showdown The Mini-Movie 🎬 🤘

@gym_picker I think you could with a 🤘🏻win tonight, Coach!

In the interest of full transparency, I couldn’t be happier that ou, Tech and the aggies lost today. Couldn’t be happier.

@ChameleonCoffee Any plans to bring back the Pecan flavor, even in a seasonal capacity? Been missing that😢

We feel like we need to remind you again that cold-brew concentrates should be diluted 😉

@cp_basketball @DCox_11 👀

Varsity sporting one of our most famous and successful looks! The 2011 “Celtic” uniform was worn during our run to the Drum in 2011. They want to bring that look back! #Throwback

@cp_basketball 👀

JV Timberwolves getting into the Throwback Spirit with the great uniforms of the past. Oh those great details!

@Ian_A_Boyd Good things are worth waiting for. Also, add pepper jack cheese to take it up a notch.

@Dcox34 Also takes longer to get on average, I bet. Chick fil a service is a tiebreaker for them against most rivals.

Oklahoma looks like they forgot this was a rivalry game. Also, this McDonald’s spicy chicken sandwich is actually one of the better ones in the war. Sorry, but it’s true.

@TexasFootball Quan Cosby days until kickoff too! Both represented the #6 and Texas well.

Devin Duvernay days until kickoff. 🤘

Coach Beard wants to UNITE THE TEXAS 🏀 FAMILY. Well the feeling is mutual, not just from me, but from everybody. Step 1 was taken at the @MeanEyedCatBar and the message was received loud and clear! @TexasMBB is in great hands with Beard and his staff. @CoachBeard__UT 🤘🏀🔥

@DMcComasOB Got the job done. That’s all that matter at this point. #Hookem

FINAL: No. 1 seed Texas 3, No. 8 WVU 2. Texas will play Oklahoma State tomorrow at 12:30 p.m. Again, another ugly game offensively, but another win for #HookEm. Had to shake off some bad luck, adversity and got the job done. Witt and Hansen were dominant.

@BDavisAAS Excited to watch Gavin at the next level. Much like his dad, he can light it up!

Gavin Perryman, son of Texas ex guard Brandy Perryman, coming to Austin to play for Chris Beard’s Horns.

Unbelievable feeling. Thank you for believing in me Indy. Go Colts!

@RobinChbaro @LeanderTigers I anticipate some soul searching going on here.

Just another day in middle school...🤣🤣🤣#thewestden @LeanderTigers 🐅🐅🐅

@charlescwcooke that retweet notification was a pleasant surprise. Welcome back to Twitter

@snupedaniel @cp_basketball @CPLadyWolves I believe you are referring to CJ Cleaves. Was a fun team to watch, even though I admit I was a little biased 😏 @DCox_11

@cp_basketball @CPLadyWolves I’m trying to remember the forward that started who was a move in that year. He was outstanding on defense and a great complement to Drango in the post

Fun Fact: FLASH BACK to 2011 when we gave up a mere 24 points in our Regional Championship win over Boerne Champion. (45-24 Final) FAST FORWARD to 2021 when @CPLadyWolves said “Is that all you got? We held G’town to 12!” @snupedaniel remembers!

@AustinBeerworks Right in the feels. Thank you ABW

BATTLE AXE IMPERIAL RED ALE (8.8%ABV) Back from the halls of Valhalla comes the mighty Battle Axe! We retired this beer from our seasonal lineup two years ago and have been getting angry emails from die hard fans ever since. Here is our peace offering.

Follow up. Fathers, how would you react if your daughter’s boyfriend came to the door like this? Please answer in the form of a gif

Survey for my female followers: how would you react if a man you were dating showed up to your house dressed like this? Would you congratulate him on being enlightened, or would you have a different reaction?