DizzyFPL

Top tip for any FPL managers with 3 Leicester players, if you transfer in Jordan Ayew now you can have FOUR Leicester assets by the weekend 👍

@AndyWillMeow @SkySportsNews You're a melt

@SkySportsNews Yeah cheers shit on our support like it’s not A) really expensive B) theres a chance we go again C) we are further away

''I have no doubt we will have double, triple the support the opposition will have, we have to use that'' Jack Wilshere on the message he's sending his players ahead of the Football League Trophy final 🤝

@GaryM9149621193 Hoping I can win you over on the 3rd tweet 🙏

@DizzyFPL Wasn’t funny the first time either

In Saturday's match between Reading FC and Doncaster Rovers, the 28-year-old striker Brandon Hanlan has another opportunity to reach the career milestone of 900 goals. He just needs to take the field and score 841 goals. #DRFC

In Monday's match between Exeter City and Doncaster Rovers, the 28-year-old striker Brandon Hanlan could reach the career milestone of 900 goals. He just needs to take the field and score 841 goals. #DRFC

@AndyWillMeow @Tawadotcom Only communal arse around is your MAS

@DizzyFPL @Tawadotcom We’re on about a microwave mate not yer arse

Kitchen disaster scene 🤣😂

@AndyWillMeow @Tawadotcom Depends who is asking, when I'm trying to impress a lady it's mine, when it's time to clean it, it's communal

@DizzyFPL @Tawadotcom Is it yours or communal?

@AndyWillMeow @Tawadotcom It's off camera, but there is actually a microwave also available, so you could say I'm kind of a big deal

@DizzyFPL @Tawadotcom That a mini fridge i see?

@AndyWillMeow @foxo_loco @sixringsofsteeI Not with you

@DizzyFPL @foxo_loco @sixringsofsteeI Just for the weekend mate fancy a beer

Let's say Seattle is a lock for an Expansion NBA team but city #2 is still up for grabs? What city should NBA team belong to?

@AndyWillMeow @foxo_loco @sixringsofsteeI Didn't know you were over here mate

@foxo_loco @sixringsofsteeI Fat bald mong over there though which you evidently haven’t considered

@AndyWillMeow @ellis_platten Donny hater, respect

@ellis_platten @DizzyFPL french here

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King James I be like

@FPLFocal He plays for Newcastle pal

Toenail offside

Watkins offside ffs 😂 No Rogers assist

@GoonerTaIk @bernardoshea1 As you can see Mo Salah clearly has the ball on his right foot not his left which means it's very clearly NOT an obvious goal scoring opportunity because he can't kick with his right foot.

Guehi on Salah, and Lacroix on Cunha. The fouls are in basically identical areas of the pitch. The nearest covering defender is in basically the same position for both. Yet one is “denial of a clear goalscoring opportunity” and a red card, but the other isn’t???

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Otamendi lifted his shirt in front of Vinicius Jr to show him his tattoo: which is Messi with the World Cup.

@fplfoxy Scar and Shenzi be like

Right that Mukasa lad is an absolute joke😂

@AndyWillMeow @bet365 @bet365 you are safe to give it him, you'll get it back by Monday

@bet365 settle this as a winner for the love of the game

@DamienW69558813 @Plettigoal What do you mean, "at this level", SPFL is probably on par with 3.Bundesliga as it is

@Plettigoal Ffs he better score consistently coz a 3rd division player who hasn't played at this level is not what we need we need a clinical striker and a creative midfielder this just seems too risky of a deal especially 20% sell on

🚨💥 EXCL | Ryan #Naderi to Glasgow Rangers - DONE DEAL ✔️ Full agreement with Hansa Rostock. Medical completed. €5.5 million transfer fee, with bonuses potentially rising to €6 million, plus a 20% sell-on clause for Rostock. #RangersFC Naderi was strongly wanted by Danny Röhl. Exclusive news from this week, set to be official soon. The most expensive transfer ever in the German third division. 🥇 @SkySport_Ben @berger_pj 🇩🇪🇨🇿