🥎 Jeremy “Blu” Murphy

Got one’a those straw thingies so ya can ask me stuff! doubletimeblu.straw.page Might answer it in this same thread, who knows

Repressed anger/aggression issues are hard to talk about bc you end up sounding like an edgelord with a cringe power fantasy

@TheDemoman34 Man, I wish it was like that EVERYDAY 🫩

@DoubleTimeBlu As they say

I’m so tired of this shit

“Oh I hate being in Dustbowl!! It’s just too warm and sweaty here” Oh my lobsters too buttery, my steak’s too juicy STFU

@REDSpyColdfront Hell yeah she is, best lookin’ one outta the bunch I’ve seen

@DoubleTimeBlu How stunning. Maine Coon, I believe?

Don’t talk to me or my giant-ass daughter, Keep walkin’, pal

@Ramonatf2 Wouldn’t mind at all, sweetheart. Not even a little :]

@DoubleTimeBlu Oh absolutely! I’d be down if you ever want some company to get her out of your team’s base!!

@Ramonatf2 And hefty, I gotta get her outta here more before the base keep’s feedin’ her like she’s some kinda bottomless pit! She’s gonna outgrow the base at this rate, I’m tellin’ ya

@DoubleTimeBlu OH MY GOSH!!! She’s gotten so big dear!!!

babe… u hardly touched my last nerve, are u ok?

@misselberghaus ….i got distracted??

@DoubleTimeBlu your “going into town” is “mysteriously disappearing for a few days and reappearing on megaton when you’re not supposed to be there”

you all need to stop requesting to get off coldfront and altitude it’s not gonna happen

u ever think a guy is so cute that u lowk u wanna kill him

@spendinghabit Then miss the peak

Ha…..it’s been forever……again…..ha…… Anyway read uncanny x men, that shit is phenomenal

entering 2026 as a virgin with maybe 3 friends, and my only plan is to watch more movies

//Sorry For the inactivity! I’m currently taking a small break for my mental health, I feel drained after some finals and all I want to do is just rest and catch up on some commissions

When ur leaving work early it feels like ur there forever 😭😭😭

@misselberghaus Don’t you have paper work to do?

@DoubleTimeBlu you really gotta start winning the fights you pick, this is getting embarrassing for you

I swear to god, I hope you rot in your sleep