Eric Forman

Walking in Africa I realize that they don't have a Fatso Burger anywhere!!! #thirdworldproblems

I don't need a shot before I go to Africa, so what if I get Yellow fever I could use a little color

Forplay is getting really old Casey Smellso!

Donna is really getting on my nerves these days, I mean who does she think she is walking around town with no bra

Donna is really hurting my rep here in Point Place by writing these stories about our lives in medieval times

#IHatePeopleWho hate Star Wars, and are like it's not even realistic

Working with my dad at the mufflers shop, I have no idea what any of this stuff is about

I hope Donna accepts my promise ring, it symbolizes our love

Working at Fatso Burger has to be the worst job a 17 year old can have, I mean we don't even get a discount

I'm reminded everyday

I really wish Red would stop saying that I play with dolls, they are action figures get it right!!!

#WeCantDateIf you think my G.I. Joe collection of action figures is stupid

When I wake up in the morning I think to myself, how many times can Red call me a Dumbass today?

Why does everyone laugh when I tell them that I broke up with Donna not the other way around?

If Donna really loved me, she would date other girls

I hate watching Casey Kelso hit on my Donna with his stupid Trans Am and his stupid handsomeness

Now I know why Kelso always took so much crap from Jackie, she's hot man! bit.ly/17SKW89

#ThingsGuysDontSay I have a bonner

#WhySomePeopleAreDemocrats because in my dads words, " They are dumbasses"

"Hi welcome to Fatso Burger" the worst job I ever had