EXCORIATION

Asking my girlfriend is I can go outside and play

@pukeirl How do we implement this

lilium world order

This 97 year old drainer still listens to Bladee the old fashioned way

Fuck I’m gonna meep

@henryfordfan88 @CarSighting Super G-Force

@CarSighting ok i get it getekeeping and all but whats the kit called fr

Top secret…

Hello everypony

(sexting for the first time) I love you

White boys don’t play about Japanese cars

She will leave me if I go bald...

If there is a god, he has been good to me

Who else is awake in the night without end?

@pukeirl hi

ppppp

Every picture I take of my face, it belongs in a frame

When I make my girlfriend upset I put on a dunce cap and sit in the corner on time out for two hours

Mexican men really don’t play around about Hitler

I’m going to join the illustrious group of people who are twinks at 30+

Anyone have more ideas on how to embarrass yourself in unique and creative ways?

In the capital, denim Kapital, like the font

I would hide my face in you and you would hide your face in me, and nobody would see us anymore