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See you, see hypocrisy o🫴🏾

@OsianOkwudili @NewsCentralTV You are a fool,, an uneducated dirty fool

@NewsCentralTV Who send Una go SA? Make Una cry Una cry, don't blame anybody please

"If Tinubu cannot fix Nigeria… he should resign." Ikye Okwuakwu has criticised delays in repatriating Nigerians stranded in South Africa, saying many lack housing and support, and that the consul general’s praise of President Tinubu is not good enough.

@ChuksEricE Because you don’t earn in dollars Thats why it seems high.. if you earned in dollars and went to Nigeria to watch a match, that’ll be like 0.8 cents.. it’s not expensive, Nigeria’s currency is in the gutters

“We came to watch a World Cup match at a viewing centre, not a stadium, yet they are charging us $30.” -Nollywood legends Chinedu Ikedieze reacts after reportedly being charged $30 at a viewing centre in America.

@Everything4Ewa Silly girl.. you are not used to advances so let the whole world see “them Dey toast me too “

Watin she do ? She post dm 🙂‍↔️

@AjeboDanny @Fabulous_feran Tell me you know about watchman 😭

@Fabulous_feran I attended several churches until I realized they’re all the same with different formats.

You guys won’t believe I used to be a member of Lord’s chosen as a teenager. Omo, my eyes have seen things in religion. 😂

There’s just something about feminine women,, it’s being extra without being extra, it’s in the way she packs her hair, the way she takes care of herself, soft skin,the way she looks at you, the way she blends into your world,, it’s fascinating

The level of disrespect, pain, embezzlement, oppression , Nigerians accept from it’s government is unfathomable

@_HOLUWATOSIN_ @thefolabi @bxns_hyfr That’s what I wanted to say.. the best

@thefolabi @bxns_hyfr Try the Olu Olu palm oil,it’s really nice.

This UK palm oil gives a funny taste idk how to explain it and it’s annoying

Approaching me knowing you don’t give men money is wild.

@DurkioWiz This is sexual harassment

The moment Carterefe demanded for 100subs to kiss Phyna & someone dropped it, wait for what happened 😂😂😂

@f_jxr_ Didier totogba 🙂‍↔️

ibrahim totongida

@ebere40057295 @tomisin_ms 😂😂

@tomisin_ms @Epenpapi I just laughed hard at this

@rer4life Only you Dey talk, only you Dey laugh.. you see say you be mad man

@officialABAT Can you shut the fvck up

STATEMENT BY PRESIDENT BOLA AHMED TINUBU (GCFR) ON THE THIRD ANNIVERSARY OF HIS ADMINISTRATION, MAY 29, 2026 My fellow compatriots, Three years ago, you entrusted me with the sacred responsibility of leading our beloved nation at a defining moment in our history. I accepted that responsibility, fully aware of the magnitude of the challenges before us, but also deeply confident in the resilience and potential of the Nigerian people. Today, on the occasion of the third anniversary of our administration, I speak to you not only as your President but also as a fellow citizen who understands the sacrifices many families have made in recent years and shares your hopes for a better Nigeria. When this administration assumed office, our nation faced profound economic and structural difficulties. Mounting fiscal pressures, unsustainable fuel subsidies, declining revenues, exchange-rate distortions, rising debt-servicing costs, insecurity in several parts of the country, energy supply constraints, and declining public confidence in institutions all threatened our progress. At the height of the subsidy regime, Nigeria was spending as much as ₦18.4 billion daily to sustain petrol subsidies—over ₦4 trillion in 2022 alone—resources that could have been invested in roads, healthcare, education, housing, and critical infrastructure. Multiple exchange rate windows and forex arbitrage created massive distortions, with Nigeria losing more than ₦8 trillion over three years to rent-seeking and speculative practices. The situation demanded urgent and courageous action. Difficult but necessary decisions had to be taken to stabilise the economy and prevent a deeper national crisis. The easy choices would have been politically convenient. But leadership demands courage, especially when the right decisions are difficult. Had we refused to act, our nation would have drifted toward fiscal breakdown, worsening poverty, and severe economic uncertainty. Together, we chose reform over ruin and decisiveness over hesitation. We chose long-term national recovery over short-term comfort. These decisions came with sacrifice. The rising cost of living triggered by our measures placed enormous pressure on families, workers, and businesses. Young people searching for jobs felt discouraged. Many questioned whether these difficult decisions would lead to a better future. I remain deeply conscious of those sacrifices, and I assure you: your sacrifice has not been in vain. And today, I can say with confidence that Nigeria has stabilised and is moving forward again. Across the country, visible progress is taking shape. VISIBLE PROGRESS AND ECONOMIC GROWTH Our economy is now more competitive and better positioned for sustainable growth than it was in 2023. Public finances are improving. States and local governments have greater resources to invest in their people. Investor confidence is growing. The stock market is booming, with the All Share Index rising from 53,000 and market capitalisation of N30 trillion in 2023 to a record All Share Index of 250,000 and market capitalisation of N160 trillion this year. Companies are declaring record profits and dividends. Critical infrastructure projects are advancing at an unprecedented scale. Over 2,700 kilometres of highways and major roads are under construction, reconstruction, or rehabilitation, including the Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway, the Sokoto-Badagry Super Highway, the Abuja-Kaduna-Zaria-Kano Road, the East-West Road, and many rural access roads. Significant sections are already completed or nearing completion, improving transportation, reducing travel time, boosting regional trade, and creating thousands of jobs. Rail modernisation projects are ongoing to improve connectivity, logistics, and economic integration across the federation.

@Ricchezza001 @HiikyaaTor If I worlor your eye

A special message to President Tinubu, the outgoing President. Listen & share.

@officialABAT Nigerians,, if we do the same thing we did in 2023 elections,Tinubu will be president in 2027.. we can’t do the same thing and expect a different result.. we know what to do but we are cowards

Fellow Nigerians, Three years ago, on this day, I first addressed you as your President. I pledged courage in leadership, honesty in reform, and commitment to rebuilding the foundations of our economy. The decisions we have taken since have been difficult but necessary. Today, the signs of recovery, resilience, and renewal are visible across our country. In honour of this milestone, and as a precursor to Democracy Day, today, across all six geopolitical zones, over twenty groups of strategic projects in energy, health, enterprise, education, and public works would be commissioned. Under the Midstream and Downstream Gas Infrastructure Fund, four flagship projects today. FEMADEC Energy at the Federal University of Technology, Owerri — the first of twenty CNG refuelling stations in our federal universities. Portland Gas at Ojota, Lagos — a 96,000 SCMD CNG mother station, with a daughter station in Kubwa, Abuja. Ibile Oil and Gas, with its network of fifteen CNG refuelling stations across Lagos State. And Rolling Energy at Jahi, Abuja — anchoring a portfolio of seventeen RLNG and LCNG facilities across Kaduna, Kano and Borno. Together, these projects will lower transport costs, expand cleaner energy, and strengthen our energy sovereignty. In the health sector, thirteen new projects today across all six zones — every one of them ribbon-cut on the ground today. Six new facilities at our federal teaching hospitals: the President Bola Tinubu Complex at the Federal Medical Centre, Abuja; the Trauma Centre Pharmacy Quality Control Laboratory at Ahmadu Bello University Teaching Hospital, Zaria; the Infertility and Assisted Reproductive Technology Centre at Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University Teaching Hospital, Bauchi; the new Mental Health Complex at the University of Maiduguri Teaching Hospital; the new Administrative Complex at the University of Nigeria Teaching Hospital, Enugu; and the Laboratory Complex at the University of Uyo Teaching Hospital. Also commissioned are the State Emergency Operations Centres in Kano, Sokoto and Katsina; the newly constructed Lagos Vaccine Hub in Oshodi; and the National Emergency Medical Service and Ambulance System fleet — one hundred and forty-five tricycle ambulances, six boat ambulances, and seventy-nine new ambulances for our federal hospitals. Two revitalised primary health centres at Gadon Kaya in Kano and Aboh in Delta State. These two stand for the almost three thousand primary health centres our administration has revitalised under the IMPACT programme over the last two years, alongside twenty-seven equipped Comprehensive Emergency Obstetric and Newborn Care sites, one thousand six hundred and two revitalised Level 1 facilities, and one thousand three hundred and sixty revitalised Level 2 facilities, together bringing quality care closer to ordinary Nigerians in every zone. Alongside these, the new SMEDAN Industrial Development Centre at Ikorodu, Lagos, and additional projects in education and public works being delivered across the country. These projects are not ceremonial symbols. They are evidence that the Renewed Hope Agenda is being felt in homes, businesses, schools and hospitals across our federation. Today is the commemoration of our inauguration. It is not a day for long speeches. On June 12, our Democracy Day, we will present our full scorecard to Nigerians. And so, by the authority vested in me as President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, I hereby declare all these projects — across our health system, our energy infrastructure, our enterprise, our education and our public works — duly commissioned, and dedicated to the service of the Nigerian people. The work continues. The reforms continue. And our resolve remains unshaken. Thank you, and may God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Watch Live on @theasovilla" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">Youtube.com/@theasovilla BOLA AHMED TINUBU, GCFR President, Federal Republic of Nigeria 29th May 2026

@SolaTheAnalyst Everything the eyes sees , the mouth must talk., are we cursed?

I just stopped by Yvan Baker’s office. He is the Member of Parliament for Etobicoke, Toronto. 🇨🇦 An MP is the equivalent of a House of Reps Member in Naija 🇳🇬 He shares the building with a café that sells bread and tea from 7am. No gates. No convoy. No protocol. Weekends and recess he is here. Call ahead. No connection needed. Have you ever tried to reach a government official in Nigeria? Drop what happened. 🇳

FORTY SIX CHILDREN ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY. FORTY SIX. FORTY SIX. FORTY SIX.

@Flohairs You are a dysfunctional midget with the brain of a skunk ,, tell this poorly drafted iq reducing eyesore note to the teacher that was beheaded in Oyo.. Again you have the brain of a skunk

NELFUND: Keeping students in school. 70k Minimum Wage: Boosting worker income. Infrastructure: Job creation via the Coastal Highway and construction projects FX Policy: Ending the "middleman" stabilizing the market. FDI: Multi-billion dollar investments returning to our economy. Real growth isn't a magic trick., it’s about fixing the broken systems so the next generation doesn't suffer the same issues. Real growth is not overnight. Subsidy was removed so things would get costlier until the economy stabilized Things were not cheap back then bcus the economy was great it was bcus of the subsidies that almost led us to bankruptcy.

@GloriousGod01 Can you guys fvcking rest?? Dumb skulls

My guy in the UK called me last week, complaining about how work had been swallowing his time and how he barely had a moment to breathe. Then he dropped the real gist. He said he didn't even have a girlfriend and asked me to connect him to any nice lady here in Nigeria. I told him I didn't have anyone in mind. Fast forward to last Sunday. I took some pictures with a few female friends after church and posted them on my WhatsApp status. This guy was monitoring my status like EFCC. He liked one of the girls and immediately asked me to connect them. I asked the lady first, she agreed, and I gave him her contact. They started talking. At some point he asked what she thought about long distance relationships. She said she doesn't do it. Flat out. He then explained that he was only abroad for greener pastures and that he comes back home twice a year, Easter and Christmas. She did the calculation in her head, asked him directly where he was, and he told her he was in the UK. He said the moment those three letters left his mouth, the entire conversation transformed. The same woman who said she doesn't do long distance suddenly became a pen pal with unlimited data. Replying with so much energy and enthusiasm it was scaring him. Sometimes before he even wakes up, she has already dropped four messages. She went from "I don't do long distance" to "since you visit twice a year, it's not a problem at all" 😂 Above all, love God.