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Baja Blast sounds like a Laxative

Question: Is @alyankovic's blood type B flat?

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Can't wait for Danganronpa 4 where they're stuck inside the Chuck-E-Cheese Ball Pit

I think I accidentally dropped 3 years of my life in the crack between the seat of my car and the center console

Every episode of house hunting show: Husband: I want A but not B Wife: I want B but not A Realtor: Here’s both but worse Husband and Wife: Sold! I’d like to mention there’s 1900 episodes of this. And they are all the exact same

My favorite part of the masked singer is when they do the reveal and my first thought is “Who?”

And the reason I’m being so critical is mainly because of GD. Robtop (ONE GUY) released an update after 7 years of work that contains much more changes than a team of devs did in a 3 year span. The math just doesn’t add up

So the new FNF update came out and I gotta ask. What have the devs been doing for the past 3 years. I mean the updates fine, but comparing the fact that the devs are p much able to work on it full time because of the kickstarter, it just seems small for the amount of time.

Vending machines

Has anyone ever gotten drunk and then went to a trampoline park? I’m asking for a friend

Let it go would be a very different song if it was sung by a teenager who didn’t want to wear a jacket outside in the cold

Could you imagine if during a professional sport nobody made any noise when “MAKE SOME NOISE” pops up on the Jumbotron? Like it’s just silence but the line still moves up over time because it’s prerecorded

What if there was one of those "Guy gets stuck in a video game" tv shows but instead of trying to escape the simulation they just open a mediocre food truck?

I feel like I’ve been listening to IGOWALLAH by @ThrasherDan too much. I heard a kid at church saying complete nonsense and my first thought was, “wow those are some sick bars”

I remember the Steelers being favored to get Justin Fields and Russell Wilson and thinking, yeah it’ll make sense if we get one of them. We got both. How did we get both.

Here’s something I don’t understand. 2nd and 25, what’s the play call? A SCREEN PASS I’m sorry but why go screen when you have 2 more downs. Seems like giving up #SBLVIII

If I had a nickel for every time an NFC team coached by a guy named Dan blew a large halftime lead in the playoffs to a team led by a late round quarterback with a pro bowl tight end within the past 10 years I’d have 2 nickels. #DETvsSF

You know whats a good idea? Throwing the ball in bounds within 2 minutes apparently. #PITvsBUF

Special thanks to @ZelkTheElk for hosting lol. Let's just say it was fun social distancing for an hour on Minecraft