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Peter Pan
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Peter Pan
@FIuffMe
UN spelled fiuffme! Redeemed Pan~ Works for Wolfram & Hart. Together with @notsolostboy, my loyal right-hand man. #Neverlads [Parody RP] The Pixie Demon.
New Neverland 参加日 Ağustos 2014
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A day I had forgotten about. Thank you.
Rumplestiltskin@YourMrGold
@FIuffMe happy Father’s Day Pappa
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Oof. Your bad luck streak is ongoing.
Someone probably gave you the Evil Eye.
Emma Swan@FrostedSword
. . . We both worked at the same hospital for the same contract. I'm unfortunately probably getting screwed because I now also have a Storybrooke and EDTF salary. And I own a house
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That sounds like a string of rough luck.
Divorcing a doctor might net you good money though.
Emma Swan@FrostedSword
No, I didn't. It sort of got stuck there. Aliens are bad about asking for consent when they're trying to kill you. This is explained easily by saying "I am presently having to divorce an Australian narcissistic doctor I didn't ask to be married to."
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Did you get to choose your age?
Emma Swan@FrostedSword
I'm so glad you asked. I'm presently residing in a 30 year old curse body.
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Now that's work Rumpy has to do on his own.
Blue@DarthGodCat
Henry actually wanted to be happy.
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Maybe Emma knows how to do it. She got Henry to work.
Not that he's old, that one just has regular puberty, but who knows.
Blue@DarthGodCat
. . . I was stuck the way I was for over 5 sexdecillion years. Everybody is capable of change.
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It must be pretty stuck by now after 200 years...
Blue@DarthGodCat
I suppose that's fair. We should figure out if we can unpause it.
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Is too! Especially with his meno on pause.
Blue@DarthGodCat
"He's an ungrateful idiot" is not a very useful diagnosis, Malcolm.
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Gotcha.
No worries, we figured out what's wrong with you.
Rumplestiltskin@YourMrGold
Nobody she’s pointing how hot my exes are and what is wrong with me
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Oooh. Yeah, that explains it.
Blue@DarthGodCat
Is that a thing? Wait, no, I read about this Rumple has menopause
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Hmm. He's probably going through old-people puberty.
Blue@DarthGodCat
Fat lot of good it did. Listen to all that ungrateful whining. At least Henry understood that Emma gave him up to give him his best chance. I respect that kid for that.
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Yes, pretty much. McDrinky couldn't even keep himself afloat.
It all worked out~
Blue@DarthGodCat
Honestly, it's not like useless mcdrinky boy and firey mcdestructocat were capable of teaching him those lessons. You left him with perfectly competent people who taught him better than you or I could have at the time.
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Is Rumpy whining again?
Just think of all the life lessons learned.
Blue@DarthGodCat
That's not my fault. I blame @FIuffMe My other child that I tossed away became a terrifying world control determining weapon who doesn't even know how to spin wool.
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Oh goodness, I see the spark is still there~
Blue@DarthGodCat
I should have eaten you like a praying mantis
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