Fail Prime
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Fail Prime
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Clavicular lists the "Top 10 easiest Jobs" 1. OF Girl 2. Model/TikToker 3. Reaction YouTuber 4. Nurse 5. Uber Delivery Driver 6. Cameraman 7. Lawyer 8. Pro Athlete 9. Plumber 10. Streamer





This couple takes home 170k a year and 60k of it is VA benefits. Meanwhile they hate America and want to move to Europe.



Caleb would release a sure banger while I'm out of town.


Unpopular opinion but chemotherapy is essentially just medically assisted suicide.




MAGA IS SOLVING PROBLEMS, YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD! Rep Mary Miller (R IL) has introduced a bill that would ban strippers from performing in schools. When asked how often this has happened.. she was unable to name on reported case. Your thoughts?









Look... Chappell Roan may be exhausted with fame, and she's entitled to her privacy. Both are valid. But if you're sitting in a public restaurant and an 11-year-old child who idolizes you simply passes by and shyly and politely waves, you put down your fucking fork for a second and wave back at minimum. That's the bare minimum. You don't claim you were harassed. You don't send a security guard over to hassle the kid's family. You wanted a career in music. You wanted fans. Having a right to privacy does not mean the entire world, full of kids who admire and look up to you, is going to somehow pretend you don't exist when you're out in public. That's absurd. You offer kindness for kids because they're kids.



Donald Trump, at almost 80, is going to die sooner than we think. Bookmark this. When Trump passes, there will be an absolute ORGY of grotesque delight on the Left and even among moderates. They will celebrate in the streets and hold parties. It will be a macabre display, such as we've never seen yet. It will make their celebration of Charlie Kirk's murder look like your great aunt Mildred's church tea party. Mark my words.





