Laz

I gave myself 18 months to level up So tonight’s full moon is extra special 🌹#GrowOrDie🥀 🍽️#FastingFake🐅 🧼#BeDopeOrTakeDope💊 youtube.com/live/GL46m_GAx…

🚨 Artemis II is only hours away from the show!!! Let’s be serious about this for a second. Why would anyone at all be excited about the “launch” today? Let’s break it down into a few different types of people. Type 1: Already knows it will be fake just like the other ones. Type 2: Believes we landed on the moon in 1969 but is wondering why all they can do is fly around it now 57 years later. Type 3: Believes that we have had contact with aliens, that aliens live among us and the fact that all we’re gonna do is do a loop around the moon shows our inferiority. See NASA…. No one cares. Even the few who still believe in your charades. It’s all nothing more than fairytales for adults.

@FastingFake All right ya got me.

I was CEO of Twitter

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@TEMPLERTV Perfect I’ll use you as my reference for The Assistant To The Regional Manager for KMart

@FastingFake Funny thing is I used to be the. Northern Regional Manager for KMart

Happy @NASA Day 🌎🌍🌏🚀🌚🌝

@FastingFake It's not what you know. It's what you believe.

@sheelamahal @Kram_Della_Kram Also special thanks to @Kram_Della_Kram for properly articulating the deliverdt growl in the last 🗞️#MainstreamMonday🤔 If only we knew someone who could clip the hilarity… 🤣😭💀

@Kram_Della_Kram @FastingFake I L🤍VE me some Matchbox 20, Kram! 🥰

Many thanks to @sheelamahal for successfully getting a Matchbox 20 song stuck in my head since last Friday's episode of @FastingFake ... Nuh-uh-uh😑

Trying to lock in my mom for S4E1 🐘 🫥#TranceLucidConversation🌻 🧼#BeDopeOrTakeDope💊 🌹#GrowOrDie🥀

Our Canadian Tax Dollars At Work 🇨🇦😭 🌉#GrowOrDie🪵

@FastingFake Just a few lol

Happy New Year!! They took away our 13 month calendar to keep us all off rhythm.

Back in 2018 I actually had one of my nocoiner friends believe their token was a physical bitcoin

@BrockRiddickIFB RicedUpKrispyKitty

Pammy

When I tell NPCs today is New Years

@superpranker Pussy 🧲

@Kristenturner34 You know it’s real because it sounds so fake 🤣

@FastingFake I was a master chocolatier.🤌🐷🍬🤥

@Pandorasbox369 Happy New Year Pandora My patience is already being tested 🤣

@FastingFake Happy new year Laz 💜