Explaining Ja Loka

The key is in Lebanon's hands.

When you meet a swordsman, draw your sword; do not recite poetry to one who is not a poet. Robert Greene

@mbiti_mwondi @baroswahjr Buibuis hukuwa ya have nots .

I love Artcaffé ya Denis Pritt,that place has some serious balling baddies. Young Shawties be pulling up with Range Rovers and G Wagons kwanza Somali babes kwanza without Buibuis. You see Minnesota funds live in action at that place.

@kyeruphiona @ArapTilingi This is why women should be denied internet access , imagine this kind of information reaching to girlfriends?.

Always remember that your husband's family is like civil servants... they will always work with any government of the day 🤣🤣

Mbna MPESA balance ya Kevin Kiarie iko less than 1k despite winning two medals in Benin??? Let’s appreciate him +254758514315

@miakhalifa So sorry Queen. Big supporter of your work from here kenya. Let me know if theres something I can do to help,Im a very important man here and own several fleets of Trucks and ships

Iran says it may pull out of the ceasefire if Israel keeps attacking Lebanon. Strangely, the White House says Lebanon is not part of the deal.

My sisters are on holiday in China, Mum is on a girls trip in Cyprus, I’m in Lagos and my dad whose money we spend is at home working 😂

Every time nikiwa home ,pale immigration whenever I hand them my passport with no visa with my German ID and they ask me what I do in DE I give them lies because they are about to set you up kwa customs .

Ati kunaendaje?

@ledamalekina Kukuwa mwanasiasa laziwa uwe na upungufu Fulani wa kia akili ,Sasa hizo ndo Nini?

Started my own clan! The Ledama Clan. If you are interested DM me for the application form.

Kufanya Kazi supermarket pia ni slavery ingine low-key

@YaGal_Eunndrio @Adrian_realestt Kuna hidden cameras kwa hiyo nyumba

Nilikuja kutembelea siz Jana, bwana yake ametangulia kutoka job akanipata nawatch. Akanisalimia akaingia bedroom. Ametoka huko amevalia boxer tupu akakaa next couch nilikua, kujiexcuse, ananipea chq bk niandike amount nataka asign. Waah… nimbie siz ama🥺💔🚮

@khanumarfa Hello

@NelsonHavi @droid254 @ayagamax Maybe I live inside Njeri .

@ayagamax I want to live my 97 years on earth. After that, I have no desire of living again, in heaven or in hell.

Look Kenyans, let us stop the problem identified by Karl Max as the opium of the masses. I cannot pay for your school fees to study law, and the first thing you demand is I renovate your Church. No! That cannot be a propriety when we do not have enough schools, hospitals, industries and roads. I am unapologetically sorry. I will not do that!

Iran Embassy in Kibra 🤣 EPIC 👌

Lakini kuna gig zingine tunafaa tukatae. Someone is siphoning billions from a ministry and pays you 700 shillings ndio umtetee. Opiyo Wandayi naye amekuja sana

Can we hire them for protests?

Unaangalia dem ni mrembo ajab na ni hawker anauza tropicals unajiuliza shida inaeza kuwa gani.