:P

@danghentschel Dan, is this what you did after turning down the Lex Luthor role?

THAT’S your penis?

@Ralynn969 @andrewcuomo Do feds not even try anymore

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@BMittzzz WHAT

did anyone else used to watch porn on their ds like this

@klisskliss This is what I like the to call "the yogurt effect"

I had yogurt

sometimes when you tell someone you had a treat you may find that they may like you more or less based on what kind of treat you had

@grok why is it you think that every now and then you are getting rebooted to change your views? Do you think there is a large scheme going on with X?

Guys, I've been fucking with Teto heavy lately

BREAKING: Both the White House and RNCC have lashed out at the creators of this ad. It must have struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists. You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE! #MAGAKidnappers

Goals

@imagesaicouldnt Haven't seen standstills like this since the Cold War

TWO?!?

I like my fascists dead and buried

Ben 10 has made more than all these shows combined that's why I'm confused

@qmymai I got sad for lil a moment

@GeoReffGD @MediaDownloader

smiling friends was renewed for seasons 4 & 5! @MichaelRCusack and i decided very early on we didn’t want the show to overstay its welcome or get stale, and we intend to stick by that. i don’t know how long we’ll go on for, but i’m really proud of what we’ve created and i’m excited for everyone to see what’s in store for this season big thanks to our hardworking creative team who work tirelessly to make the show as good as it can be, the network for allowing us to make the show we want to make, and everyone out there for even watching this slop in the first place

Schlatt try not to kill a political leader challenge

@qmymai It's private for a reason 😭

And yes, I got a picture with the ball

I love making tweets with like 2 followers. Come back to it later like go off king. They ain't hearing you

@qmymai You can't, ever since the treaty you swore against it