Edward Sullivan

@MbarkCherguia MMA --- Munchkin-Maiming-Attack...

Could you please tell me the name of this martial art?

@ericmmatheny Ben Kingsley did a MUCH better job with this role in Sexy Beast...

OK, this is where you start firing rounds through the door.

@herotimeszero Commission the biggest rubber bands ever, and launch the sumbich to the Moon. Then tear down the First Felon's Fugly Folly muy pronto...

What shall we do with this stupid arch the moment Trump is no longer president?

@AgathaChocolats "No Trashlings live to harm Mistress!"

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #cats

@highbrow_nobrow Whitey Bulger was a FBI informant. The First Felon is a member of an 'interesting' group of fellas... history.com/articles/famou…

Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) says POTUS was an FBI Informant: "Donald Trump was an FBI informant to take down Epstein." (2025).

@BylinkinMichael @DrClownPhD Too late. Hannibal et his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...

@DrClownPhD One inaccuracy. Chuck Norris would never kick a man who is strapped down. He’d kick off the straps, unleash the villain and then dispatch him in a fair fight.

Chuck Norris owns every villain

@_InfoGram_ He passed that verge so long ago that the curvature of the Earth obscures it from rear-mirror view...

BREAKING 🚨: 🇺🇸 Donald Trump is on the verge of becoming the worst President in American history.

@JustinWolfers Therefore, send not to know for whom the civilization dies, It dies for we....

Starting to think that if the founding fathers were any good at founding fathering, they would have given the power to declare war to Congress rather than one man in the White House.

@DrClownPhD 'Mighty spry for a corpse, I'll give him that...

Chuck Norris takes over politics

@MysterySolvents The Fraud Squad

What is the title of this book?

@MysterySolvents "That's so interesting! But wouldn't Piranha-lined Depends, be sort of, oh, I don't know, bitey?"...

What did Melania tell the Easter bunny?

@BulwarkOnline "They call me the Banana Republic King..."

Trump: "I'm polling higher than anybody has ever polled in Venezuela. So after I'm finished with this I can got to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take long. I'm good at language. I will go to Venezuela. I'm going to run for president."

@goddek You've seen what gets elected as president here?

Why would they write something so obvious like this on pizza boxes in the United States?

@ThoNg676733 Ermes Effron Borgnino

Without cheating... who is this?🤔

@acroce66 Oddly enough, De Palma...

Who, in this pic, Directed the film you have seen the most?

@horrormuseum Yeah, you know, I did intervene once when I was about 20, and the lady joined her abuser in attacking me as soon as I had landed a couple of good ones. So the next time came when I was about 25 and I just kept walking and have never forgotten the despair in her eyes....

As much as we hate being manipulated, this is an interesting test. If a young lady came up to you asking for help, what would you do?

@SpockResists Uhhhh.... I'm an "apostate" but was a pretty fair altar boy back in the day. No properly ordained Catholic priest would distribute the Eucharist to a non-Catholic other than when a Christian was in immanent danger of death and requested it.

So he’s taking communion but isn’t even Catholic 🥴

@RobAbBlk @EastEndJoe His genius is "that" he had an accurate appraisal of the average American...

Yes. Honestly, no snark. He has exposed how fragile the U.S. is. The flaws in the constitution, the three branches, the duopoly, criminal justice system, capitalism…..etc. It’s not “that” he led an insurrection or any of the myriad of things he is accused of. It’s that he “could” do them. With impunity. Lumpy lifted the blinders.

Can you name one good thing about this man?

@EastEndJoe He's not twins...

@Hoopss 'Weary of this nonsense. Got a decent laser? You can bounce the beam off one of the seven retroreflectors left on the Moon during the Apollo missions: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_r…

you’re telling me this doesn’t look fake