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@mwheatcraft I’m having another girl baby! So I’ve been siiiiiiick.

Ryan texted me that he lost the bowl and spoon he keeps at work and can’t find it anywhere. I changed the subject. He complained. I told him I didn’t care about The Great Hey Diddle Diddle Disaster of 2018. He stopped responding. #Thedishranawaywiththespoon

@Gigi76 A perfect storm of watching a lot of Sofia, working on rhyming at school & me trying to cajole her into eating bratwurst at dinner.

Fiona: I'm Princess Anna. And mommy is Queen Elsa and Gus is Olaf. Ryan: Who am I? Kristoff? Fi: No. You can be King Bratwurst the First.

Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight? The same thing we do every Saturday, Stomach, Eat donuts and say our diet starts Monday.

Things Fi says: "Mommy, Gus is the little baby, I'm the medium baby and daddy is the big baby." Sounds about right.

Things Fi says: "Tomorrow tomorrow I love you tomorrow, it's only a sandwich away!" We definitely measure time the same way.

filing-jointly.com/2015/12/pinky-… Updated the blog today, randomly.

Apparently I'm tweeting again.

@TheBloggess Took my kid to story time last winter. Got inside and removed my coat, then my scarf, then my shirt. Couldn't leave fast enough

@liz_tippy oh I know it. That's just what the last page of the book says.

filing-jointly.com/2014/09/you-se… Giveaway.

filing-jointly.com/2014/09/make-l… Another post!

filing-jointly.com/2014/09/talk-t… A conversation with @RGFilingJointly.

Tomorrow's post accidentally posted early. So check it out if you're still up. Link in profile.

The Lies I Tell My Daughter mom.me/blog/14804-lie… via @momdotme Sometimes I write other places. This is one of those sometimes-es.

filing-jointly.com/2014/09/the-ti… An update on the Halloween goings-on.

Seriously, nursing bras, I hate you. Oh Nursing Bra, How I Despise Thee mom.me/blog/14339-oh-… via @momdotme

mom.me/blog/14318-rea… Sometimes I write places other than my blog. This is one of those sometime-es.