FinallyHeSleeps

She’s not even a door dash driver, she’s a paid actor for Trump’s Propaganda machine.

Today’s the 30th anniversary of RATM’S um, ‘memorable’ performance on SNL. There was a fight onstage between our crew and SNL stage hands moments before our performance, wrestling over some upside down American flags which adorned our amps. Timmy C then attacked host/billionarie/presidential candidate Steve Forbes’ family in the dressing room with a wadded up flag. Secret Service flooded the hallways. SNL cut (censored?) our second song and kicked us out onto the sidewalk. Evil Empire entered the Billboard Album Chart at #1.

To the person who dumped these dogs in front of me — I want you to know that I watched you do it. ⠀ I was behind you on that road. I saw your car slow down. I saw the doors open. I saw two pit bulls get out, and then I watched your car drive away and not stop. ⠀ I pulled over immediately. The rain was coming down hard and both dogs were already running in circles on the wet asphalt, confused in the specific way that animals are confused when the people they trusted simply vanish. One kept bolting toward the tree line and coming back. The other stayed near the spot where your car had been, as if you might return. ⠀ It took time to catch them. They were shaking when I finally got close enough. Not aggressive — just fear and exhaustion and the desperate energy of two animals trying to understand something that has no explanation they can reach. ⠀ I got them into the car. ⠀ Look at them now, if you are somehow reading this. One is asleep in the passenger seat, the kind of sleep that only happens when the body accepts the emergency is finally over. The other is sitting up, watching the road with quiet careful eyes, like he is still deciding whether to believe this is real. ⠀ That part is the part I keep coming back to. The one watching the road. Still not sure. ⠀ I don't know what you told yourself when you drove away. That they'd be fine. That someone would stop. That it didn't count the same way because they were just dogs. I'm not going to spend time trying to work it out. ⠀ What I know is this. Pit bulls are not disposable. They are not dangerous. They attach completely to the people who care for them, which is exactly why what you did is as cruel as it is. They will spend time looking for you. They will wait near where you left them if they can. They will carry that confusion longer than you might expect. ⠀ But not these two. Not anymore. ⠀ They are warm tonight. They are dry. They are in a car that is not stopping to leave them anywhere. They are going somewhere that is going to be theirs, and no one is taking that from them again. ⠀ I have what it takes to give them the life they should have had from the beginning. Stability. Patience. A real home where the doors don't open to drop them on a wet road in the rain. ⠀ Tonight someone chose them. ⠀ They just don't fully know it yet. But they will.

I think I can speak for all women when I say: Thank you, and please keep doing this 🙏🏻 This time it made everyone laugh at the end, but there will be many times when we’ll be really grateful that we don’t have to fight alone. No need to apologize for checking in. This is how men should be! You’re great.

On August 8, 1982, a line drive foul ball hit a four year old boy in the head at Fenway Park. Jim Rice, realizing it would take EMTs too long to arrive and cut through the crowd, sprang from the dugout and scooped up the boy... He laid the boy gently on the dugout floor, where the Red Sox medical team began to treat him. When the boy arrived at the hospital thirty minutes later, doctors said, without a doubt, that Jim's prompt actions saved the boy's life. Jim returned to the game in a blood-stained uniform. A true badge of courage. After visiting the boy in the hospital, and realizing the family was of modest means, he stopped by the business office and instructed that the bill be sent to him. This is what a real sports hero looks like. "Love is patient. Love is kind." Thank you Jim Rice for who you are and for all you do.

Stray pitbull found guarding two tiny kittens

Good parenting is the first step towards kindness ❤️

Reagan is one if not the worst presidents in history and I stand by that statement to my dying day.

Religion is the only business where the customer is always wrong, the product is invisible, and the sales pitch is “pay now, enjoy later when you die.” Yet it is the most profitable enterprise in history.

Tracie Harris❤️

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

look, I may not approve of Donald Trump bombing Iran's civilian infrastructure, but he is our president and I will defend to the death his right to be removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and chucked straight the fuck into prison

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For sake of all humanity

The internet is so disrespectful! 🤣

@TheRealThelmaJ1 More like Jeremiah the bullfrog

A lot of people tell him he looks like Elvis

Over easy