Fairy Nuff 🧚‍♂️🥂

@heyitsJudeD Betty Swutcrack right now 🤣

@FlightyF IKR? Sweaty mcsweatface here! 😂

All of the UK right now.. Hot enough for you?

@JaqueKarawack Thank you, my kid was very impressed by it

I turned my kid’s art into their 21st birthday cake

@hunkybloodydory @gabrielledisco @this_josh_guy3 I’m so happy for you both, congratulations 🫶🏻🥂🍾🍀

Today @gabrielledisco moved in with me. The first day of a new life together ❤️ ❤️ Thanks @this_josh_guy3 for the celebratory bubbley! 🥂 🥳

Love a game of bin Jenga! 🙄

@JaqueKarawack It was really good thanks, had a fabulous time.

Can think of worse ways to spend a Sunday afternoon 🥂🍾🛳

@JPLFR80 Happy birthday, hope you have a great day.

This is 45! Today is my birthday and a great opportunity to show appreciation for how graciously this community took me in. I feel seen, welcomed, and included. Thank you for the sweet messages, the trust, the donations to dogs, and for putting up with my weirdness. I love you

I’m not saying I’ve got anxiety about chicken being cooked properly, but…this started as 4 chicken breasts I kept cutting in half to see if they were cooked in the middle!

@HAYMAKERDUDE @LangmanVince Yeah, then he out lived her!

@LangmanVince It's all about Faith and Love! 🤣 Nah, it's the 💰!

What do you think that 24-year-old girlfriend of Belichick sees in him? 🤔

@creepydotorg Your mum!

Who is this? Wrong answers only.

@octopuscaveman This resonates with me, what could I have been if I didn’t go through what I did but also my 2 are doing so well & that matters more to me.

I was wondering how I was able to create a sweet and smart boy who gets good grades and is a genuinely good person and it dawned on me that he’s who I could’ve been at that age without the trauma.

@Lottie_Poppie Hope you’re okay lovely xxx

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When you’ve finished your meal in a restaurant & you’re waiting for the bill

@PabloRojas1992 @pecca5 These are adorable 🥰

@pecca5 @FlightyF look at how clever and cool this is 🤩

カワウソ可愛く仕上がった！

Batmen

You know it’s true

@JPLFR80 I’ve a 20yo that visits during down time at uni..you out of house & home probably. My kids are on the spectrum, but they love pizza, Tim Hortons, pasta dishes, veg , get lots of snacks in. God speed to you & your wallet!!

My daughter is flying here for a visit. What do 20 yo eat?

@creepydotorg This destroys me every time!

What’s the saddest scene in a movie or TV series? I’ll start: