Paulie Parlays

Thanks @Grant2Will for saving me with the first quarter buzzer beater @elio82 OK to hedge with NY +1.5 tonight on this one? I’m trying to upgrade to the @stoolpresidente seats for Thursday #Celticsin6

@HiddenNBA Nevermind the NBA, the entire world is missing this kind of energy

The current NBA is missing this energy.

@BarstoolBigCat @spittinchiclets Giving Whit a pass that looks awkward as hell to drink out of

Whitney called in to address the chug heard round the world

@Philly_Mays It is

It’s still Celtics in 6 but what if it’s not Celtics in 6. What if it’s not…

@BizNasty2point0 @pinkwhitney Gonna give Whit a pass on this it looks awkward to drink out of

Put @pinkwhitney vodka in that sword and it’s a totally different story. I swear. Don’t bully Whit over this. That much beer’s going to give his pussy a yeast infection.

@jerrythornton Exactly what I said

Straight to prison without a hearing.

@kat_burner @BFW Everybody

@FreshPicks3 @BFW Who did he beat???? Every finals he won he was supposed to win. Clyde drexler and John Stockton wouldn’t even have finals appearances in today’s game objectively speaking

I’m tired of pretending LeBron James isn’t the best basketball player in the history of the sport. I think I will be living my truth from here on out.

@barstoolsports @MikeyAdams420 Prison

Dropping a home run ball is bad Stealing it from a little girl is worse

@ArbbiMane @barstoolsports I’ll take the bet. How much we talking?

@barstoolsports I’ll bet you my life savings he’s a Trump voter. These the type of ppl they be.

@ArbbiMane @barstoolsports Yeah the shirt gives it away def a Trump guy

I just witnessed the best all around team performance in the NBA Playoffs so far by the Boston Celtics in their victory over the Philadelphia 76ers 128-96! Their defense was amazing and offensively they made a total of 24 3’s! The Celtics big three were fantastic - Tatum had 30 points, Brown had 20 points and Pritchard was the man that had the crowd going crazy with his dynamic 32 points off the bench! Celtics Coach Joe Mazzulla has his team playing their best basketball at the right time!

@kat_burner @BFW You had to be there. Most people from this generation will say it’s LeBron but they weren’t there to see it. MJ was different.

@FreshPicks3 @BFW Idk I’m kinda asking.. people say MJ has higher peak.. but if we are going on 1 year span why isn’t curry goat

@kat_burner @BFW 1 year?

@FreshPicks3 @BFW If we are doing 1 year periods then curry was better than MJ. Now what? Dummy

@stoolpresidente Classic

let’s go red sox

@stoolpresidente What you want to order is the Ferris wheel at Encore beach club. I think it’s around $50k but totally worth it

This is pathetic but the Don earned it. I can’t believe they don’t have a tab.

@pityforyourself Mustang Sally

"Uncle Buck" (1989) is a great movie- even better when you realize there's 3 future Sopranos actors in it.

Booooooooooooooooooooooooo

@danabeers @sixers Best part is the Celts had the 1 pick but flipped it to the Sixers for the 3 and a future 1 because Danny knew Philly was gonna Philly and they would still get JT

My favorite graphic ever @sixers

@BleacherReport @DanWoikeSports @sam_amick 0.0% chance

LeBron James has directly told sources close to him that he doesn't want a retirement tour, per @DanWoikeSports and @sam_amick of The Athletic As James has yet to make a decision on his future, it remains a "real possibility" that he will retire at the conclusion of the 2025-26 season

@MassholeAustin @BarstoolBigCat Nope

@BarstoolBigCat Steph Porz Draymond Al … that’s a deadly big 4 , All experienced winners , if warriors can get the 8 seed , they def are knocking OKC out in 7

Steph and Draymond weren’t losing that game. I know the Warriors won’t go anywhere but it’s still such a joy to watch those 2 go all out for a win.