Ben Rosenbach

@GylesB1 Wild! I found this poem in a fortune cookie some time in 2018 and loved it so much I decided to use it for the name of my album I was working on at the time and released in 2019. Just got a message form someone 5 years later saying they got the same fortune today!

A poem for New Year's Eve. It was found on an English sundial. I'm not sure that anyone knows who wrote it. The punctuation leaves a bit to be desired, but I like the sentiment. Happy New Year! Time flies, Suns rise And shadows fall. Let time go by. Love is forever over all.

Thanks @charli_xcx for spending 846 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to claws. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/25uiPmT…

@Jonnyrashid The hot takes just never stop!

@mfcErickson @tobyfrombath This is hands down the best one in the thread

Indie bands naming themselves 2002-2008:

@KevinTPorter Christopher Walken has a pretty good “wow”

@synthernet This is amazing! I'd love to stock this thing when it's available!

🔴 A very tiny drum machine. 🟠 Is it 808? 🟡 No, it's 8888!!!! ⚪️ #808day

@KorgUSA What would it take to release a firmware update for the NTS-1 to save its state between power cycles? Kind of makes the thing useless if I gotta keep it powered 24/7 to keep from losing my settings.

@fairyeyelashes @MattNavarra @ChristinaSBG I have mixed feelings. Sure the tools are better for Reels, but they also serve a different purpose. They lean towards being more social and disposable with the remix stuff and audio clipping, not quite the same as a video post.

Instagram is now making EVERY video a Reel h/t @ChristinaSBG

@christoomey @SViccari @_bikeshed I literally just YESTERDAY said to my coworker "oh, I thought Chris was leaving Bike Shed like a year ago, I guess he didn't, that's good, I really like him!"

After four years of hosting, today @SViccari and I say our farewells to @_bikeshed. A huge thanks to everyone who has listened over the years. And to Steph, I couldn't think of anyone better to have shared this adventure with. I'll miss ya, Bike Shed ❤️ bikeshed.fm/350

@AskCiti I hope it's to revert the design back to the old interface, because the new one is bloody terrible! Why do companies insist on fixing things that aren't broken by making them worse?! I have to "load more" for no reason, & I can't even search transactions by a date range anymore!

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@instagram I have basically stopped using your app since you pushed out your TikTok clone design. It’s not good, and makes the app experience completely different. Don’t do this to your users, we would all be on TikTok if we wanted to use TikTok.

Writes code that handles the happy path: "This is the best thing I've ever written, it's pure beauty" Adds code for error handling and unhappy paths: "This is total trash and I deserve to go to jail for this"

You can’t convince me that Fels Naptha isn’t a character from the Star Wars Extended Universe.

@masonmennenga This joke was made by a friend when I shared your original tweet, and it was too good not to share, but I can't take credit for it!

@masonmennenga Time to convene the Council of Nice-ea

we should add three more books to the bible so that there are 69

@instagram I don’t want to use your TikTok rip off interface please put it back to normal scrolling.

@hbomax Is it already gone??

Purple Rain is streaming now on HBO Max.

Cleansing your TL with some Purple Rain 💜

What happened to App Clips on iOS? Are they still a thing? I’ve literally never used one and I feel like I’m one of the 50 people that even knows they exist.

Apple did 3D touch dirty. We could've been living in the future y'all.

@SEPTA_SOCIAL Why tf would you lock these gates on a Friday night? You really don’t want people riding that badly??