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It is Friday… ..so we are groping our way towards 🍻beer o’clock🍻 faster than former UK Health Secretary Matt Hancock (he had to resign after being caught on CCTV kissing and fondling his political aide during lockdown,… @FridayBeerClock/109960001549077432" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mastodon.social/@FridayBeerClo…

It is Friday... ...so we are creeping towards beer o'clock faster than Harvey Weinstein can get another 16 years added to his prison sentence. With further extensions likely. #friday #beer #MeTooAlly bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…

It is Friday... ...so we are sauntering towards beer o'clock faster than these thieves could steal a policeman's motorbike while he was attending a course about stolen vehicles. #Friday #Beer metro.co.uk/2023/02/14/war…

It is Friday... ...so we are chomping our way towards beer o'clock faster than a 6 year old can run up a $1000 takeaway bill. bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-… #friday #beer

It is Friday... ...so we are hurtling towards beer o'clock faster than a US judge can fine Trump 1 million USD for bringing a "frivolous" lawsuit against Hilary Clinton.

It's Friday... ... so we are motoring towards beer o'clock faster than a rat up a drainpipe.

It is Friday... ...so we are blundering toward beer o'clock faster than the US Republican party can turn itself into a global laughing stock by repeatedly failing to vote in their own man as speaker of the House of Representatives. After 11 separate votes.

It is Friday... ...so we are plummeting towards beer o'clock faster than Elon Musk's net worth is dropping.

It is Friday... ...so we are jingling all the way towards beer o'clock faster than Santa will pour himself a cold one when he finally gets home after delivering all the presents. 🎅🍺 #friday #beer

It is Friday... ...so we are galumphing towards beer o'clock faster than Elon can U-turn on his promise to make Twitter a platform for freedom of speech.

It is Friday... ...so we are transcending towards beer o'clock faster than the temperatures are plummeting in the UK.

It is Friday... ...so we are sprinting towards beer o'clock faster than companies can spam you with Black Friday deals. Even in countries that don't celebrate Thanksgiving, so Black Friday technically does not exist there.

It is Friday... ...so we are racing towards beer o'clock faster than...

It is Friday... ...so we are plummeting towards beer o'clock faster than Russian troops can get their arses out of Kherson.

It is Friday... ...so we are plummeting towards beer o'clock faster than Elon can break employment laws in multiple territories simultaneously.

It is Friday... ...which means that we are thundering towards beer o'clock faster than the British public will vote for Matt Hancock to eat a kangaroo penis on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

It is Friday... ...which means that we are meandering towards beer o'clock faster than Adidas *should* have dropped Kanye.

It is Friday... ... which means that we are pirouetting towards beer o'clock faster than Liz Truss can apply for Job Seeker's Allowance.

...and the second pint is going down faster than Truss can sack Kwarteng after 39 days in the job.

It is Friday... ... which means that we are gliding majestically towards beer o'clock faster than Prime Minister Liz Truss and Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng can U-turn on their mini-budget of 20 days ago.