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Dopamine dawg
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Dopamine dawg
@FunAIThings
Brace for One liners, Sarcasm, Funny Takes. Opinions on World geopolitics and general topics.
Taipei 参加日 Aralık 2025
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@JeetuBesla Schrödinger's cat example!
It is there until you open it.
Once opened it vanishes, it gave hope to the woman for 10 years.
It was fruitful and served its purpose!
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रंजना यादव नाम की एक महिला लगभग 10 साल पहले वृंदावन गई थीं, जहां उनके साथ एक कथित ठगी की घटना हुई जिसका खुलासा अब सामने आ रहा है।
बताया जा रहा है कि वृंदावन में एक पंडित ने उन्हें ₹501 में एक ताबीज जैसा वस्तु दिया, जिसके पीछे छोटे-छोटे एक रुपये के सिक्के चिपके हुए थे। महिला ने अपनी आस्था के कारण उस ताबीज को घर लाकर अपने मंदिर में रख दिया और वर्षों तक उसे वहीं रखा।
हाल ही में सोशल मीडिया पर बाबाओं और ऐसे कथित चमत्कारी दावों से जुड़े कई वीडियो वायरल हो रहे हैं। इन्हें देखने के बाद महिला को शक हुआ और उन्होंने करीब 10 साल से रखी उस वस्तु को खोलने का फैसला किया।
जब उन्होंने उसे खोला, तो अंदर की सच्चाई सामने आई।
हिन्दी

Congratulations India! What a convincing win!
World cups to come in bundle now!
#T20WorldCup2026final
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@GabbbarSingh Which steps cannot be removed/compressed in AI world?
I guess only step 10
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12-2am: Preparing for the pitches happening the next day
2 AM: Start writing Sunday column
3:15 AM: Send it to editor & sleep
9:30 AM: Take stock of preparedness
10:30: Check the deck for call at 12
12-3:30: Back to back 3 pitches. One intro call.
4:00: Leave for Bharat Mandapam
6:30: @rjraunac tells you the topic of panel discussion while walking towards the panel discussion. Get done with it.
7:00: Click pics with Modi ji
8:30: After nibbling something, get back in car. Attend another call. It’s a firefight. Put out the fire.
8:45: Curse Santner for giving the 18th over to an off spinner.
10:00: Come back home, check with kiddo, read a story to her, but she also wants me to do “itchy” on her back.
11:00: Try to sleep. Check twitter.
12:00 sleep.
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@GabbbarSingh Lot of wrongs in single statement!
'Im'Poster wants not to see any other Indian public in his premium experience!
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@eurofounder What about Gender studies and sub-Culture coitus subjects
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Degrees I forbid my children from pursuing:
1. Engineering
2. Computer science
3. Finance
Degrees they will pursue:
1. Public administration
2. Migration and integration studies
3. Sustainability management
I ask Americans to not comment on this post. Your opinion on education is not relevant
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🚨TAX On ₹1 Crore Salary Country Wise
(In Hand Salary after Paying Tax)
UAE: ₹1 Cr. (0% Tax)
Qatar: ₹1 Cr. (0% Tax)
Kuwait: ₹1 Cr. (0% Tax)
Saudi Arabia: ₹1 Cr. (0% Tax)
Singapore: ₹85 Lakh
Hong Kong: ₹85 Lakh
USA: ₹76 Lakh
Brazil: ₹76 Lakh
Switzerland: ₹75 Lakh
UK: ₹68 Lakh
Ireland: ₹66 Lakh
New Zealand: ₹66 Lakh
Australia: ₹64 Lakh
Netherlands: ₹63 Lakh
South Africa: ₹63 Lakh
Germany: ₹62 Lakh
Canada: ₹61 Lakh
India: ₹60 Lakh (One Of The Highest Tax)
Japan: ₹60 Lakh
France: ₹58 Lakh
Different Country, Different Reality
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@sagarcasm @sagarcasm Do you mean Dopamine ki kami?
I will find you and your followers and give them dopamine, dawg!
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Twitter restricted my access.
I ran a spell to restrict twitter itself. #TitForTat
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This man was a modern day American
All day Astronomy@forallcurious
🚨: A man was discovered with 90% of his brain mass missing, and yet he was living a perfectly normal life.
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@TararAttaullah Congratulations Pakistan! Brilliant game! What a win!
Parallel universe
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Today at the T20 World Cup 🏏🇵🇰, millions of hearts beat as one for Pakistan. Our team carries not just talent, but the pride and passion of a nation. With courage, belief, and true sportsmanship, the Green Shirts step onto the field.
The entire nation stands firmly behind our Shaheens. Victory, InshaAllah, will be Pakistan’s. 🇵🇰
#ICCT20WORLDCUP #PakVsInd
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