Pace (of pooptwt)

If we are arguing on twitter here are some things to use against me: I am 4”5 and weight 590lbs I shower every two weeks and I do not wipe properly after shitting I am an orphan (abandoned in Mongolia) and was in and out the foster system lol I exclusively goon to one piece

Also thank you papa for making me food everyday I never realised how hard that would be

the one thing that made me think I should prolly kill myself is that once I am an adult I’ll have to make breakfast lunch and dinner everyday but I just realised that I can eat the same thing everyday every time soooo

Unironically I had the fattest crush on Spain like genuinely

Sometimes I make my yaoi het slop by having one of them being a girl is that ok

I tried to sell out Johnathan Bailey to TMZ with pictures my sister took of him when he sat infront of her at a random play because I was so broke after spending all my money of furniture for my new place

Stop trying to make Sub Tops happen

shanks coming out of buggy’s room on his way to mihawk’s room walking past crocodile coming out of mihawk’s room on his way to buggy’s room

Actually thinking about it pisses me off I hope you guys kill yourselves I genuinely do not play about my yaoi like that

Nobody cares about hockey romance please stop

@ackerwrld The one that can only tell lies: red is the best movie ever

guys which one piece movie is worth watching

I don’t really fw wokejoshis like im woke about everything but yaoi

Ok i think im going to take a break from twitter and ao3 because everybody is making my top a bottom rn and it’s pissing me off #ChudLife

I like my yaoi heteronormative (wokejoshis dni) I’m very strict about top/bottom dynamics I’m fine with the occasional rimming of my top but it must be tagged properly

Twitter users care too much about other peoples sex lives that they aren’t involved in

i don’t like Sanji, his entire chivalrous persona is annoying and i like zosan because Sanji is only tolerable when he has a dick up his ass

bro please stop making porn if ur ass has acne and ur booty hole is hairy I’m not trying to see that

I feel sick to my stomach omg the void just appeared dear lord I never knew I could experience this second hand bruhhhhhhhhhhh

Ao3 pic not loading JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING MOLLY

@TIAUM It’s unfortunate most of them are ugly

Vocês sabiam que, há alguns anos, One Piece fez uma parceria para criar vestidos de noiva inspirados em suas personagens?

@chuuchuutrainn_ This made me viscerally cringe

army’s are so…..