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@MCryptodee @r_rekiyat @EbiraConnect Kwe ze

@r_rekiyat @EbiraConnect Wavayami ?

What’s your Ebira name ???

@FactsITRS @oummoulhasan @aibroleez @AbuMustaeina Are you this re.tar.ded or is just today?

@oummoulhasan @aibroleez @AbuMustaeina That's why you people will be creating quack aboki doctors with no brains everywhere.

It is also naive to think that candidates need a Hijab to cheat in JAMB exams. The exams have gone technical, and so have the cheating techniques. Last year, JAMB reported that 6,319 candidates were involved in technology-assisted malpractices. The breakdown doesn’t suggest they needed a Hijab. 4,251 candidates were involved in “finger blending,” where they tried to manipulate fingerprint biometrics so the system couldn’t clearly identify them. 190 cases of AI-assisted image morphing through which they superimpose other people's images to deceive facial recognition systems or human reviewers validating their entry. Worse, 1,878 candidates falsely declared that they had albinism, all in an effort to cheat. That’s the extent to which cheats go to beat the system. Of course, cheats evolve new strategies every year, and examiners must keep up and get on top of them, but that proactiveness should not degenerate into discrimination. Ejikeme Mmesoma, who got scholarships and awards in 2023, did not wear a Hijab. In fact, she didn’t even need to blend her finger, morph her image, or feign albinism. She simply forged her JAMB result and people fell over themselves to award her scholarships and prizes. Hijab is not the problem. Cheating is, and that’s what these JAMB examination centres should focus on, and leave female Muslim candidates alone with their Hijabs.

@AdiOnBackend @devops_nk What's the name of the movie, please?

@devops_nk Whole movie existed because this guy was curious

Exactly what silent layoffs in MNCs look like.

@Uswat_in_Style You never get for under the arm before that's why. Under the chin nko?

Worse spot to have a pimple is your forehead 😭

@belovedjew @ajeee_22132 In Nigeria, the one wearing hijab might be blocked depending on where in the country. As for the other one, she will enter anywhere in the country

@ajeee_22132 Or maybe both of them won't be allowed

If this two went to write jamb, one would not be allowed and the other would be allowed.

@Nigeriangod_ @Kebbi_kingjr You're too dense for this convo

@Kebbi_kingjr I didn’t see the uproars from you when there was spate of bombings in the country

A girl was told at the UTME center to remove her Hijab before entering the exam hall, she basically removed it for 3 seconds and was told to wear it back,it was just basic standard security and malpractices measures and people are convulsing over it. It didn’t expose anything cos she was properly dressed It’s not Nasfat but an exam center so I don’t see the unnecessary misplaced grievances from any body over what that security officer did, it’s just an Hijab, a piece of clothing tied to the head and nothing more not like even the hijab was part of the Muslim culture from the beginning but was borrowed from the Arabs way of life.

@swagnito @FotoNugget It's 11 actually

@FotoNugget 10 states borders Kogi?? I think that's a false information.

I just passed through Nasarawa State (Eggon). The toll gate charged our bus ₦1,600. The state borders six other states, imagine if 10,000 buses pass through; that’s approximately ₦16,000,000 in revenue in a single day. Now, the interesting part is we have been driving for three (3) hours and it’s on a super-smooth road. Kogi state that borders ten (10) states (the highest in Nigeria)— no good road, let alone generating revenue from transportation. May Nigeria Succeed.

@slywhite0012 @Muhsinahh_ Still confusing

@Muhsinahh_ No worry o, just go were them dey accept hijab and stop to they cry.

Woke up to hijab haters in my mention😂😂 If you like, cry from now till forever, we will always wear our hijab. Na you go later run mad.

@goldenstarr_2 @Muhsinahh_ Delusion na im go pai you last last

@Muhsinahh_ You love your chains, they cover you, marry 3 wives after you, disrespect you, beat you, they said you have half mind, ni reward for you with Allah, the men have 72 virgins. They still said na una go plenty for hell. You love your chains

@alayande123 @Muhsinahh_ You're just a dis.gu.sting extremist.

@Muhsinahh_ You wan carry bomb enter or gun and kee other people children 🤣😂 turban dey even veil! You feel naked! Person go think SHE IS A VIRGIN

@RITAJOHNSO77140 @Tuxil_D @PATRIOT2117 @kraftikelz What is rubbish?

@Tuxil_D @PATRIOT2117 @kraftikelz Rubbish

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?” “Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block, and gets to the corner before she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1000?” he asks again. “Listen, you! I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?!” So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000?” She thinks about it for a while, and says, “Hmmmmmm, $10,000, eh? Okay, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.” So they go into the alley where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them, and starts caressing them, fondling them, slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed, and asks, “Well, are you gonna bite them or not?” “Nah,” he replies. “ Costs too much.”

@sarkinnomaa Even no. 4 too

Gen Z can't relate that No:5😂

@pharuc1 Are you sure that these ones undergo deradicallisation before integration?

After this, they will reintegrate them back into the society as repentant gunmen😐😐we are not serious in this country.

@OgodoSandra @iamofrano @Arinzeudeh5 No. That's not true.

@iamofrano @Arinzeudeh5 Fallen breast 😂😂😂😂

To see girl with bra in Delta State is by connection!!! Even to church, many don't wear bra!!! Even those with banana bresss join them!!! One day at the market I saw a lady with knitted crop top without lining...She still didn't wear bra.... Nipples shook eye come out from the holes in the top!!!

@realabdulhafeez Abeg wetin you ask her wey make her begin shout? Make we too begin dey mesmerise their papa

Minutes ago, a girl stopped me and said she wants to speak with me about Jesus. I told her I'm a Muslim and she said she's fine with that. I asked her questions but she couldn't reply. She dey shout "Jesus help me" 😂 Me: answer my questions, Jesus won't help you, help yourself.

@tiredobserver1 @HalaJaber Mehn.... this is so far from an intellectual response. If UN cannot be respected by Isreal, then Lebanon doesn't need to. We all saw the video of the ambassador tearing the resolution. It can't get any messier

@HalaJaber Your whataboutery is as embarrassing as your racism. Cry harder.

⚠️So this is the “deal.” Israel just leaked what it calls a “declaration” reached with Lebanon. In reality, it is a surrender document. Lebanon is ordered to disarm Hezbollah, eliminate all non-state armed groups, & ensure only the Lebanese army can bear arms. In exchange? A 10-day “goodwill pause” that Israel can cancel at any moment. No Israeli withdrawal from southern Lebanon. No end to buffer zones. No commitment to stop the destruction. This is not a ceasefire. This is Israel demanding that Lebanon do what the IDF failed to achieve on the battlefield, ‘crush’ Hezbollah’s military power, while Israel keeps the right to strike whenever it chooses. The Lebanese government has still not issued a single word confirming or denying this text. Silence here is dangerous. This is not peace talks. This is asking Lebanon to tear itself apart so Israel can get what it wants through ‘diplomacy.’ Beyond shameful.

@FabianB58246501 Thank you

RE: Hijab Discrimination at Esther Oshikoya CBT Centre The attention of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has been drawn to an incident at the Esther Oshikoya CBT Centre in Ibadan. Through its monitoring mechanisms, the Board observed the occurrence during the screening exercise for the first session of the examination day on Thursday, 16th. The Board promptly intervened by calling the ad hoc official involved to order and issuing immediate instructions that no candidate wearing a hijab should be asked to remove or alter it. The Board wishes to state clearly that this act was neither perpetrated by the centre nor part of its official protocol. Rather, it was the action of an overzealous ad hoc staff member who failed to adhere to the Board’s established guidelines regarding candidates’ religious attire. JAMB categorically affirms that such actions are not in line with its screening procedures. The Board respects the religious beliefs and customs of all Nigerians and has addressed the situation promptly and appropriately. We assure all candidates, regardless of faith, that their rights to religious expression including dressing remain a cornerstone of our policy. For the avoidance of doubt, all ad hoc staff have been further briefed and reminded of the approved procedures for screening candidates at all centres Fabian Benjamin, Ph.D OrgExpert and PCA JAMB

@Its_Yhettyqueen @Miss_Oluremi Maybe you were a referee before so she was expecting you to do umpire

@Miss_Oluremi Yes I stood there and watched

This woman came for a makeup session and she kept rushing me. I sha rushed and finished her makeup….. as soon as she as stepping out of the studio a man walked in and started shouting at her. Next thing, na hot slap I hear 😩 “Didn’t I tell you not to do makeup as we’re already late? Stupid woman!” Ladies and gentlemen 😮

@Adunniolaide02 Go to your lawyer and ask for advice on how to proceed

"I'm honestly upset right now and need advice before I act out of anger. I have a tenant in my house. Due to the increase in electricity costs, I informed her last month that the light bill would go from ₦3,000 to ₦5,000. She agreed. Today, she came to pay and brought only ₦3,000. When I asked her to balance ₦2,000, she started shouting and insulting me in front of others. She said I was collecting money unfairly and even called me greedy. What hurt the most was her mocking me, saying I’m bragging over a house I inherited. Meanwhile, I’ve spent my own money renovating and maintaining this property. Out of anger, I told her to move out. She laughed and said I can’t do anything to her. Now I’m frustrated and confused. I feel disrespected in my own house. I was even thinking of removing her belongings while she’s away, but I know that might escalate things. What’s the right way to handle a situation like this without making things worse?" Lady, Fatima asks

@AlmanzorLa41857 @mosalamandani How did they now become Christians en mass?

@mosalamandani The Romans that invaded Algeria weren't Christian

Before Christianity, Algeria was fully animist polytheists, worshiping tafukt and ayyur, until the Romans invaded it, made it 100% Christian. That’s how dangerous Christianity is.