Beth Hardy

And of course I had a typo. As it should be 😌

Me: Well. I am deleting this app forever for the following reasons: Elon owns it. Everyone I know is gone. No likes my HILARIOUS shit. Lastly I can’t stand to see the 2024 election tweets anymore. Goodbye forever. Everyone on Twitter:

are we allowed to say it was rigged or can only they do that…

This IS the bad place

I feel like none of them prepared for the reunion at all #LoveIsBlind7

Whether you’re a fan of Hallowe’en or not, you have to give it credit for being the last line of defence against Christmas advancing even earlier into the year, a ragtag gang of goths holding the line against a battalion of baubled barbarians

My day so far.. did a little grocery shopping, ate some Taco Bell, immediately had diarrhea, took a shower, watched Love is Blind.. life is good. Life is good

Figuring out dinner is the icing on my stress cake every single day

take me down to the Roku city where the grass is purple and everything else is also purple

Trump: “I believe in exceptions” Tennessee has none. Women are fleeing for their lives. That’s on him.

Mac and Dennis go to Springfield

If Donald Trump was talking like this at Thanksgiving you’d take his keys.

If you don’t have a 1 year old handing you each individual item out of the dishwasher to put away so it takes 10X as long to unload.. you are doing it wrong.

fall is beginning and we still have no pumpkin spice flavored antacid called autums so i guess companies just hate money.

I am glad that some shows still come out with weekly episodes, so my mom can’t spoil an entire season for me

When all is said and done, you’ll believe chat GPT is a woman

the marie kondo “does this spark joy?” method of decluttering never worked for me, but an adhd tiktoker just changed my entire life by introducing “the poop rule: if this object had poop on it, would you wash it off, or throw it away?”

Whats annoying is right when your baby is able to pick up their own pacifier and put it in, is the same time you are supposed to stop using it.. at 1 year.

Yall that was the worst season finale I have ever seen I am not kidding