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@not_airspeed Don't be a dick, he's a day early

HE IS RISEN!!!

@floboflo True. In the old days, elephants had skeletons made of cast iron and wooden skins

It’s mad how old pianos are made from elephants.

@fitzgerald1337 I'm in two minds, to be honest

how do you feel about quantum mechanics?

@drjones96 @The_Real_ITDUDE Doesn't even need to be that big, just in the right place

@The_Real_ITDUDE Or a sizable blood clot.

For sake of all humanity

The cutest dog I've ever seen 🥰🤩

@cutiieepie6 Beatrice

I need an old family-style name that starts with B for my girl ❤️

@ick_real School shootings

Be brutally honest, what's one thing Americans are simply better at than the rest of the world??

@Gerashchenko_en BBC coverage has almost vanished

Friends, Do you see news about Ukraine in the media of your countries? What is the tone and content of the news? Thank you for your replies!

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@FellaLeeds Hahahaha. Burn up some of his energy! Lol

Good morning from me and Phoenix. Coffees been had☕️ ☕️ ☕️ The weather's ok so I'm trying to burn up some of this one's energy today. 10 days to go and then he's allowed out thank the lord. He's going stir crazy in the house which means so am I!! Happy Easter for those who celebrate and have a great long weekend 😀 ☺️☕️🐶🐾🐾🐾 #PhoenixChronicles

@DearS_o_n Put the shotgun away, your family do not need to see that shit

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now?

@not_airspeed We need a space observatory on the dark side to spot the aliens trying to sneak up and probe our buttholes

What the fuck do we wanna go MOON for? There is nothing there!?!? Did America find oil? 🤔 #MakesYouThink

@ronsterd89 Mister Twelve is coming out to play

As the man of the house, what’s your next move?

@p8stie I do. It's in the overspill fridge in the utility room

All men should have a 6 pack

@not_airspeed Nope, we stocked up on cheap veg from Lidl and the dogs are loving it

Since they doing 4p Veg we should have a street food fight as an easter tradition.... Like La Tomatina.... but British! 💪🔥🇬🇧

@The_Real_ITDUDE Everyone knows the moon is fake and just painted on the firmament

Is Artemis II mission to the moon, real of fake?

Lol

@nafoviking I'm watching it later. After the hole in my arse heals up.

I am NOT watching this tonight. How about You? Let me know..

@bushontheradio The Clangers

What will the crew of Artemis 2 find on the dark side of the moon?

@not_airspeed Don't go south of the river

Going to try Lebanese tonight! :D Any recommendations welcomed!