GreeneTurtle

The real winners here: People refreshing Twitter. The real losers here: People out $50. #MayweatherPaul

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@JoeBiden @joebiden please have your inauguration in chambers. It’s not worth the risk of these crazies. Televise it so we can all join in but, please do it in unspecified chambers. There’s a huge movement for this on TikTok.

My number one priority is getting people vaccinated as quickly as we can to get our country back on track.

@LoganPaul Why do you want to die?

I’ll fight him after mayweather

@Lysol It’s ridiculous that you’re running SO MANY new commercials for your products when it’s nearly impossible for most people to find them.

Reminder: Lysol disinfectant and hygiene products should only be used as directed and in line with usage guidelines

@SpencerVYBES You entitled, petulant child. Check your privilege and learn some compassion and empathy.

@SpencerVYBES You are a real piece of shit. Just because you had a very mild case of Covid doesn’t mean everyone will. Why are you even vegan? You clearly don’t care about anyone but your selfish self.

@SpencerVYBES Whiney little bitch. “I don’t want to wear my mask 😭”. “My freedom”. How about the freedom of an essential worker who has a family member at home with a compromised immune system? A rational community would want to protect those people.

@MaraWilson I have reusable bamboo cloth rounds. Easy to find on amazon.

People who wear makeup: if you don't use cotton rounds to get makeup off, what do you use? I've tried using some washcloths and just ended up staining them. But I feel like it can't be great to keep buying and throwing away all these cotton rounds.

Oh damn. Poor thing was stolen from its mommy 🥺

@Wendys you are a piece of shit company. How dare you allow your employees AND MANAGEMENT to treat your customers like such shit? Unacceptable.

Please help this amazing single adoptive and foster dad to fix his smile! #smilemakeover #makemichaelsmile #fosterparent #fosterday #gayfosterdad @quintock_fam

@JimGaffigan Yes! Family Drive-In in Virginia! They’re a great family!

I'm thinking of doing a tour on a tourbus of Drive In stand up shows. Would you come? Where are you from? Is this an insane idea?

Racist causing trouble on Nextdoor. This shit can’t go unchecked. How do I announce this racist far and wide? #racistincentrevilleva #blm #antiracism #racistsonnextdoor #racistnextdoor #fakepatriot #blacklivesmatter

in an attempt to make your quarantine NOT suck, I’m doing a $10,000 giveaway! randomly selecting 10 people to donate $1,000, just RETWEET this for a chance to win💰

@MaltybyNature @calverthall @JoeBaker76 I’ve never been to Towson that I’m aware but I’m glad you’re having a good time.

Huge crowd @Greeneturtle Towson pre-gaming before #TurkeyBowl 100 @calverthall @JoeBaker76

@LoganPaul It’s really sad that the violence got so many more views.

warming up 👀

@mccommunitycat Wrong @ I’m not a restaurant.

@LoganPaul I have never waivered in how much I like you but this made me love you even more 💗. I know getting political is something you stay away from. But I appreciate you sticking your dick out for this.

i took the liberty of drawing tiny dicks on the 25 male senators who voted to ban abortion in Alabama

At this point, it doesn’t matter whether impeachment is “bad politics;” the president has *committed impeachable offenses* and to ignore that is its own abuse of power.