Scrambled Gregs

@jacksonhinklle Enhance strategic mutual trust = build trust

🚨🇨🇳🇻🇳 BREAKING: China says they are ready to work with Vietnam to "strengthen high-level exchanges, enhance strategic mutual trust, deepen connectivity, expand practical cooperation in areas such as sci-tech innovation, digital transformation and artificial intelligence, strengthen cultural and people-to-people exchanges, and continuously promote the building of a China-Vietnam community with a shared future."

@PeterSchiff U spend ur whole life talking about gold

That didn't take long. Gold is already back above $5,000. Soon those who shorted it last week will be in a lot of trouble. Meanwhile, with Bitcoin below $76K, it's now worth 15 ounces of gold, down 59% from its Nov. 2021 high. Bitcoin is in a long-term bear market priced in gold.

@benitoz @OpenAI Shitty post. What use is revenue if you can’t dig yourself outta debt?

OpenAI’s CFO just published the most important chart in AI. Compute: 0.2 → 0.6 → 1.9 GW (3x/year) Revenue: $2B → $6B → $20B (3x/year) “More compute would have led to faster monetization.” While SaaS multiples have collapsed from 50x to 10-15x, OpenAI is raising at 65x revenue. The difference? This isn’t a software company. It’s an infrastructure company. Revenue scales with compute, not seats. Growth is bottlenecked by gigawatts, not sales reps. The picks-and-shovels trade is real.

@madeinamerica Rage bait

I have a Conservative child and a Liberal child. My Conservative child works hard! He has been steadily employed since graduating college. He bought his first home not too long ago. He is adulting…we are very proud of him. Never wants to have to ask for help…

This is like when Michael burry posts “my only investment is water.”

@KlimaDAO This company isn’t in jail yet?

@moment_mirthful @elonmusk Tucker 🍆 Donald 🍩

Hmm

The world fired their copywriters and now all I see is GPT-generated “Spring into Savings” for every single ad

One time I was rated worst employee most fun to work with.

@PeterSchiff @CNN Dork

Appearing on @CNN, Stephen Kennedy Smith condemned his cousin's endorsement of #Trump, as he "promoted an attack on the Capitol that killed so many people." The attack comment aside, the only person who died was an unarmed woman shot by a Capitol police officer. CNN is the worst.

@GBNT1952 @krassenstein @realDonaldTrump lol. You have no idea what communism is. But you’re also probably a Russian bot.

@krassenstein @realDonaldTrump Uh, yes. Obamacare was literally “use this state run health insurance platform or pay a fine.” That is communism my friend.

At the Democrat Convention, they said, “We’ve got 70 days to act right…After 70 days, we can go back to acting crazy!” What they mean is that they want to get Elected, and then destroy our Country with Radical Left, Marxist/Socialist Policies. We can’t let this happen and, if it does, we won’t have a Country any longer. The U.S.A. will be reduced to ashes. #MAGA2024!

Belief is a self-fulfilling prophecy

Crawford fight last night was so boring

@PeterSchiff What a pathetic dude you are. And so miserable. And insecure. It’s embarrassing.

Collapsing consumer sentiment together with rising #inflation expectations mean Biden's already low approval rating is about to sink even lower. As #recession looms, the #Fed will need rate cuts & QE to give #Biden any chance of re-election. But that means even higher inflation.

@kasimaslam GPT loves the words “enhanced” and “digital landscape”

Conversion tracking is the lifeblood of AI-driven optimization. But properly tracking conversions is getting harder as the complexity of the digital landscape increases. An absolute must-use tool in the battle for better data is Google’s Enhanced Conversions, here’s how it works.

First there were Wall Street bros. Then just bros. Then dropshipping bros. Then crypto bros. Now AI bros. When will the bros stop?

Pixar never lets me down

okay i can't find it. Can you send it to me in a dm?

@ColinRatters81 Hey I'm looking around for your email but soon as i find it check ur inbox!

@tinydopegillian The good part is mpls is fuckin awesome