The Blue One

@In_Otter_News2 "Bar tab's on me Steve..."

\*Gulp\*

@BBCNews @RhonddaBryant The only good number would be zero.

Knife killings down by 21%, figures show bbc.in/4u8gAzi

@mrhenrymorris Overpriced in the 99p bin

UNSHEATHED

@fckfmrocks Hair metal!

Happy Thursday, Rockers ☀️ What kind of metal does Dia like best? 🤘

Timkins Klaxon!

@fckfmrocks U2. Tried, don't get it.

Name a very popular hard rock / metal band that you just can't relate to.

@thesundaysport Also known as Michael Gove's breakfast.

If I can make a suggestion before PMQs, Prime Minister: Fat line Tumbler of Jack Daniels You'll be right as ninepence.

@thesundaysport But what's the Sydney Sweeney link?

Wikipedia tells me that Olly Robbins is a Freeman of the Worshipful Company of Leathersellers *ponders flimsy excuse for double-page spread*

@JelenaSpade @fckfmrocks Satriani - Surfing with the Alien

Hey there my FCK family! Which rock or metal song best describes this painting? 🤘🏻🎶🎨 @fckfmrocks

@BladeoftheS @DLuxSilverBeard And had it reported so little.

No country in history has killed as many Journalists, bombed as many ambulances, deliberately killed as many paramedics or killed such a high percentage of children as Israel. Not one, EVER.

@visitnorthyork Big mug of tea.

You’ve got a full day in Whitby. What are you doing first?

@thesundaysport 11th May, after the local elections and a weekend to 'consider his position and consult with colleagues".

I assume Starmer can't quit today as Kingy is busy with his late mum's centenary stuff.

@thesundaysport Whitewashing and bleaching haven't yet helped him present anything better.

Look at it this way. Soon enough, Starmer will have time to repaint that back door.

@NoContextBrits Fire resistant paint

We are breaking the link between gas prices and electricity prices, so you don’t pay the bill for global energy spikes. We are building a more resilient Britain - putting more money in your pocket and protecting households from future global shocks.

@Fatbaldbloke1 Gammon on toast

I hope Mrs Starmer has made Keir his favourite tea tonight😆

@Fatbaldbloke1 @zarahsultana Initially thought you meant a different Zarah was in the sin bin again.

Free @zarahsultana

I will not accept torx slander

Yes Prime Minister was warning us years ago 😂😂😂

@anon_opin Marshmallows

There is no food which can't be enhanced by crispy onions