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@PunsNotIntended Skill issue

I wanna ragebait this one person but it’s not working

@1anadelreycoded @PunsNotIntended Planet earth is going through it. Will you be paying by card or upi?

@1anadelreycoded If this is about getting an appointment, you can contact my assistant @PunsNotIntended

@1anadelreycoded Yes... On a completely unrelated note, did I tell you I'm a celebrity astrologer?

I think we need a new feature in Instagram where we can block only reels or we can access only chats.

Wish people knew my boobies are only physical airbags and not emotional.

Some of yall would wanna hear this - Sadness is an emotion not a competition

@hrudicule I have seen your feed that's not why you close it.

i open instagram, i see how everyone is more talented than me, i close it

I'm closer to pakistan than him rn.

Today's wisdom to Harshu: Treat his calls like an email if the body is not following the subject, then it's just deceiving.

Looking for a new bestie cuz @PunsNotIntended can't commit 😭. Application open.

@hrudicule Lmk when you figure out

i really love reading from a kindle but the joy of finishing a book and stacking it in your bookshelf is unparalleled how can i get the best of both worlds

@PunsNotIntended Do you?

just remembered that my 10 year old cousin pranu was asking me if I had a crush on someone 🫣

Forgot what point I was trying to make in the middle of the presentation..... #TiredFuckInMindfuckFields

What theory of afterlife do you believe in?

Me and whoooo

@gutswithin And suddenly I'm the bad guy smh

@PunsNotIntended Kasol

which are the religious places in india which need crowd management ?

@1anadelreycoded I'll try

Null hypothesis: The bigger the ego, the smaller the dick

If your friends were to narrate your life on a podcast, which friend would you choose to be the narrator?