Mr. HAAS

Here it is: the piece I was born to write. In honor of the 40th anniversary of his debut album, I listened to every song in @alyankovic's catalog, then ranked the 40 greatest. npr.org/2023/05/03/117…

I’ve been a huge fan of @TheSimpsons since 1989, but in my completely unbiased opinion, I have to say this is the best couch gag they’ve ever done.

@mcconnellh88 You become the troll king, like king of the hill back in the day. You remain on top until someone knocks you down.

If you beat a troll at their own game, does that mean you are a troll? 😂😝 Asking for a friend 😬

Original Soundtrack album OUT NOW!!! weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WeirdTAYSAN?ut…

#Caldwell2ndGradeRecorders2021 facebook.com/71208102/posts…

@CoachYoungWI @travisWSN @Zephyr_Sports That was close … whew! Congrats!!!

Southern conference champs! St Mary Catholic Zephyrs 68 Oakfield 8…1st championship since 1968! @travisWSN @Zephyr_Sports

Congratulations goes out to Orion Baker on being recognized as October's Junior Student of the Month! Orion is respectful, considerate and punctual. A true exemplary Owl! #WatchUsSoar

U.S. News and World Report High School rankings were recently released and placed Tyler ISD Early College High School as #532 click on the link to learn more. bit.ly/3i9g8yM

Summer Bridge is off to a great start @TylerISDECHS !! #WatchUsSoar

Summer Bridge @TylerISDECHS marches on through Day 2 of Summer Bridge! #EverDayCloserToTheOwl #WatchUsSoar

@packers @LambeauField C always C

Which photo would be your perfect visit to @LambeauField? Reply with A☀, B🍂, C❄, or D🌧 (Spoiler: There's no wrong answer.) #GoPackGo

St Mary Catholic in Neenah, WI is looking for a DC. Please message me for more information and to set up an interview!

Gonna miss ⁦@DelsennaM⁩ !!! Hope we can all make her proud of her school and keep up all the amazing accomplishments she laid the groundwork for! ⁦@ECHSTylerISD⁩ ⁦@TylerISD⁩ #YouWillBeMissedButNeverForgotten facebook.com/71208102/posts…

Pathfinder Letters of Acceptance go out today. Be looking for yours later this week! 🎉📨 @BirdwellTISD @CaldwellTISD @CTCTylerISD @ECHSTylerISD @MooreTylerISD

Proud and beyond honored to be nominated by my note than worthy peers at @ECHSTylerISD to represent them as teacher of the year. @TylerISD @TylerisdMath #ECHS #GoOwls

@DelsennaM That’s why I had kids, but they don’t listen...

@j_wyatt_14 A son would be just as capable of that...

@j_wyatt_14 Did you speak? That should fix it.

@cleabrooks @packers @fleet_farm Have you ever been to a Fleet Farm?

It's definitely a #VictoryMonday in more ways than 1!! Nothing better than a DM from your favorite team telling you that you won something!!! Thank you @packers & @fleet_farm #GoPackGo

In case you missed it, here’s a clip of me moderating last night’s Presidential Debate. youtu.be/un9x-DjTMT0