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@PatchNavillus Close! That is not how cowboys dress

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Barrett Paul vs Evan Ross Katz call that Tweeted Rivalry

@PatchNavillus He kinda clocked ur ass ngl

Devastated I can’t see Barrett Pall tank his own “career” in real time because he blocked me on instagram after I was too sassy in the comments 😔

Okay well unhave it

@PatchNavillus You both have Hole in common

Lisi jump scare #survivor50

@PatchNavillus Is this satire?

On top of everything else, it’s a banner week for people asking “is this satire” when they mean “joke” . When did that start, why do people say that 😭

@hopscans But ze Germans

idk how to get in touch with the roller coaster community at large but whoever convinced you to start pronouncing "Mack" Rides as "Mach" Rides a couple years ago was demonstrably wrong & i need you to stop

Charli XCX in The Moment

Linda Liddle edgic OTTM5

@TheRealChrissyH QUEEN

The worst photos of all time continue to be released but I DONT CARE because you also can see the pure joy and hilarity and true gratefulness about what I’m about to experience. THIS IS LIFE! BRING IT ON! #survivor #Survivor50

Sherri Shepherd Oscar Presenter when

@BonesAndEllie You can just make it a list of 7, it’s your list

Worst best picture nominees of the decade 1. Emilia Perez 2. Promising Young Woman 3. Don’t Look Up 4. Wicked 5. Triangle of Sadness/Women Talking/Maestro

@MeghanMcCain So you were stupid then and you’re stupid now

Wanna know one of the best things about Mr. Rogers growing up? I never knew anything about his political opinions. He just entertained kids. That's it.

Evil HUNTR/X be like we're going down down down

@PatchNavillus Your tweets are like the Rosetta Stone for a gay alien language from the year 2315

Tracy Letts: “Bugonia?” Carrie Coon: “Nope! I showered at work”

Pronouncing Ryan Coogler’s last name like “Mugler”

@PatchNavillus Me when actors

Does watching this show give you CTE I don’t understand what’s happening

The second wave of Tina’s I Don’t Think So Honey treatise is that too many of you think it applies to you—and therefore others. Instagram killed the celebrity, then elevated the non celebrity, and now no one’s famous but everyone thinks a random oomf needs media training