Chlo

If you’re in your 20’s and your main app of communication is Snapchat you need to get in the bin

Horsetail Fall in Yosemite National Park, is a seasonal waterfall that occurs on the east side of El Capitan. If the weather conditions are just right, In February the setting sun makes it glow orange and red [📹Brandon Angliss: buff.ly/3xePB9V] twitter.com/Rainmaker1973e…

every time I feel bad about how I look in an iPhone photo I remind myself what these cameras do to my girl the moon

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

Watched Glass Onion the other weekend and honestly thought it was a spoof film.

Anyone that uses the word ‘Guv’nor’ needs to get in the bin.

The gift I didn’t know I needed. A 3kg bag of mini eggs

Started my Christmas list early this year.

Had eggs for breakfast. Not chickens. Mini eggs.

My brain has far too many tabs open right now.

If I shout Dad, my dad doesn’t respond. If I shout Gronk, he does. Can I get a refund?

@sameoldstorey29 Tbf took me 4 days to sniff out Diet Coke in Spain, Mars will be tough

how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it

I hate it when I'm driving and I can't tell if a car has flashed it's lights at me, or its just hit a slight bump or pothole in the road.

Magic stars are an underrated form of chocolate.

Holiday countdown on.

Is there a bloke in Love Island this year that isn’t sprouting red flags up left, right and fkn centre?

Grinds my gears seeing people walking their dogs in the hottest part of the day. Use your fkn heads. Or has everyone lost it in the heat?

Holibobs is the worst word to ever be created.

The inferiority of women is man-made.