H3NRØ - Oh Nine 🤴🏽🥷🏼

@Sammmieeees @Cele__Audu Man, you're so twisted! How did u survive childhood?

@Cortez_J11 @DarkAmbitiion @Emarged Omg 😱, you're "sheer-luck" Holmes Alright do me😭

@DarkAmbitiion @Emarged Apparently another one too😳

PVC registration doesn't end this Friday. It's only the end of phase two, and phase three starts on May 4 until the actual deadline of August 17. Please retweet.

@realBigStanH What's the use doc?

We call it magic bullet.!

@dr_rhookie @sir_lux_ U mean "bend down select"?

@sir_lux_ That one na night market 🌚

Date cancelled 💔 We both agreed to go on a date today by 6pm. We spoke in the morning and afternoon. 30 minutes to date time, She texted that the cloth she wanted to wear, the zip just got spoiled and she is frustrated about it. I suggested she change to another dress, look for another dress on her wardrobe. After like 10 minutes, she texted me and asked "if I can send her some money to buy a new dress at the boutique". I still never reply💔

@monsieur_avril @TheAjakeManger Lol you're being nice

This one na like 2035 be that.

@Toto_melonn @IbomLens The name of the movie is : Under Ninja, the girl that tweeted this clip without the name is useless

An Invisible assassin walks into the store.. A 10/10 movie 🎥

@heytife ✌🏽

@Henro09 not even tryna mock him. i'm just equally as shocked.

it’s 2026 and you’re still shocked by androgyny? wow. well, androgyny isn’t confusing. you’re just used to thinking in boxes.

@Michaelsbrankyy @thecuteabiola Foolish idiot

@Henro09 @thecuteabiola Awon to ni e Onikure

Watching my wife prepare for her third surgery in 4 years was one of the hardest moments of my life. The fear… the silence… the prayers… the sleepless nights… it wasn’t easy. Alhamdulilah for everything full video is showing on my youtube channel : THECUTE ABIOLA STUDIOS

@Only1drizzyy I'm so happy I can't recognise this girl's face anywhere. Even if her picture is shown to me I won't recognise her unless someone calls her by the name.

Olosho sef don dey do pr 😂

@Chef_Kachi @aproko_doctor I wanted to say "this one go steal apkoroko doc face" only to see who retweeted and I did the math. Happy birthday chief 🎉 may U live long in health and prosperity

Grateful for another year, Happy Birthday Kachi

@obi_nwajiugo Real facts

Talking about women all the time annoys other men.

Following an attack by Fulani Islamic terrorists on a community in Mararaba, Nasarawa State, near Abuja. Yet police came online to debunk that everywhere is cool and calm , what is the distance from mararaba to Abuja ?

She held on to her balloon like it meant the world to her while others popped theirs. Bro she was set aside just for you. I love her vibe. She's a perfect match for him cos she seems like his opposite.

@Michaelsbrankyy @thecuteabiola Ooni kuure

@thecuteabiola As a man if you’ve not experienced this you’re not a complete man… having your wife in the theater fighting for her life and the life of your baby it’s a mixed feelings😒 I couldn’t hold it back cried like a baby this day. Thank God for successful operation

@bukky_damm39915 @Michaelsbrankyy @thecuteabiola 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Michaelsbrankyy @thecuteabiola Bring your mother first , even if she don enter menopause I go still impregnate her .

@somi_ken @kingsuleiman27 You're right. But you're finer😍 Hiiiii

@kingsuleiman27 I don't get it. She isn't even ugly so what are they all on about?

Women supporting women indeed! Look at the comments.

@_Bigkevyn @Somtolism7 Lol, jokes on you, the terrorists are among the soldiers now, as in dem be teammates for army

@Somtolism7 It sad that we've gotten to this level where thousand of soldiers are desiring to run away from the force they sworn to serve because of some sort of militias who are only in their hundreds. You can't blame this soldiers, I know if given full support they will do well.

If you see the numbers of soldiers that want to Japa you will understand why they are going state to state begging for youths to be convinced to join army 😂😂😂😂😂. Water don pass garri oga don run away e don happen .

@casslives @Idan_54 You're actually a nice person 😳❣️

@Idan_54 Now now

aging in women is a myth. I’m almost 30 btw

@_porphyry @Huxleyth1 @Aynoniii @EmagnetTim Dunno what puzzy is, maybe Ur mom's name. Hama's pussy!

According to Matthew 26:36-46, Jesus was on the mountain Praying while his disciples were sleeping, Yet his prayer was recorded and written by same Matthew who was snoring when his master was praying, Christians how?