Björn the (Former) Intern

@Agarri_FR @bluesky Beautiful! Thanks!

@InternSec @bluesky Example: go.bsky.app/QYMa3yN

The density and diversity of infosec people on @bluesky is now high enough to allow for great content and meaningful discussions. Why aren’t you joining? Known benefits: - no ads 😌 - no polarizing "For you" feed 🕊️ - an Open Source simili-TweetDeck 🤖

@divinetechygirl You got any advice for dealing with 1,2,5? Asking for me, the burntout stressed anxiety ridden former intern....

Who wants to connect with me on VeilidChat? Reply here and I'll DM you.

@stats_feed Growing grass lawns

What’s a luxury that many people don’t realize is a luxury?

@BentleyAudrey It is not that he is Jewish, it is that he is a Zionist. Being anti-zionist != being anti-semitic. jewishvoiceforpeace.org/resource/zioni…

Oh yes everyone thought Shapiro was the perfect VP candidate for Harris for a minute, polls literally tell us he’s the best shot BUT OH NO WAIT people remembered he’s Jewish and we’ve gotten to a place where it’s cool to be openly anti-Semitic, how could I fucking forget.

Absolutely shocking.

@annethegnome Well yes, I guess I was making a comparison that green pigment helps with mushrooms, blue with radiation... And then to carry this on, I am curious what other pigments might do to help. "Oh you got a snake bite? That is yellow pigment." Anyways, just my brain making connections.

@InternSec No, it’s a different pigment 😊

Death caps are the MOST LETHAL mushrooms but scientists might have discovered an antidote and it’s… green dye? Like, the exact same colour as my hair?!?! Buckle up for a deep dive into the most dangerous mushroom toxin ☠️, CRISPR cell mutations 🧬, antidote research 🧪 🧵

@lisanaffziger If you are still taking suggestions, I would recommend for Missouri either the Butterfly People of Joplin or the Hornet Spook Light(Though this exists right near Oklahoma as well).

We did it, folks! 50 United States cryptids!

@Pilnok Please do! Let me know what you think

@Pilnok I was just listening to Motorcycle Drive-By

@BentleyAudrey These kinda things always make me cry. Thanks for being awesome Mom!

This.

@BentleyAudrey Well even if they are mad at me, it is their responsibility to communicate that with me... Not for me to sit and guess and spiral over.

Fuuuuucccccckkkkkkk

@LisaForteUK "So on one hand, yeah... we can't access any of our data, BUT! Neither can anyone else other than this one threat actor... So really, we have narrowed our threats vectors to just one, which I think is a win."

Your organisation has just been hit with ransomware. The CEO wants you to inform the Board and shareholders with a reassuring message. What do you say? Wrong answers only 😜

@AlyssaM_InfoSec Adding this to the same category as the bag of dicks you can send someone.

@AlyssaM_InfoSec This has got to be a prank gift, right?

@thought_punk Seat Belt Stop Button autozone.com/seat-covers-se…

Let's think about this... Trans people make up ~1.03% of the US population. Antisocial personality disordered people (including psychopathy) make up ~3.05-3.8% of the US population. Why is there this massive focus on a population of ~1.03%?!? 1/?