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@SheldonBeatty already happening

@dotdateye85 @TIME my wife was in the hospital and i was home with the baby. she was in the hospital for 4 days. baby could not visit.

@IsntNotBen @TIME Or just use a breast pump then put the milk in the bottle and you feed the baby

A nationwide shortage has left parents scouring social media or crossing states to get hold of baby formula ti.me/3FAfEvt

@UnnaturalBlond everyone in your family is tired of apologizing and making excuses for what a horrible person you are

False flag? Color me skeptical of the media right now. #Buffalo

@CryptoHolmes2 fuck off

Absolutely NOTHING about the "mass shooting" in Buffalo, NY adds up to anything but a total false flag event. I'm calling bullshit. #psyop #buffaloshooting #falseflag #massshooting #antigun #psychologicaloperation #2A #gunrights #ar15

@when_lights fuck you

@markjustice3 unlive

@nauman_jon @JomboyMedia if you can watch this and think the ump is the b-hole you are a bad person

@JomboyMedia I don’t know what happened before this clip, but if a shrimp talked to me that way I would escort him to his vehicle

“This is just a game for your kid! So what?” (via hudsonanne / IG)

@piper_pen sure. my wife had emergency surgery when our youngest was 6 days old. due to covid the little one couldn't be with her or even visit. what would you tell someone in my position?

@dotdateye85 @TIME yeah good call we could have just used the special breastmilk delivery shuttle from the hospital to our house at all hours of the day

@IsntNotBen @TIME Breast pump

@dotdateye85 @TIME my wife had emergency surgery when our daughter was 6 days old; in the hospital for several days and the baby couldn't stay with her or even visit. what would your advice have been to me?

@TIME Breastfeeding is free tho

@piper_pen "If you can't do it, find another way to feed your baby which is perfectly fine and legitimate." uh that's exactly the problem here??

@RobinTweetsLOL @wishIwasinTaos @tobymorton you aren't famous

@go_schwartz_go @AlwaysBePosting @tobymorton live, laugh — and then when you're about wrapped up with the living — love

@AlwaysBePosting @tobymorton "love hard, grieve hard" is the new "live, laugh, love"

@aceCourtBot @JoanieMahoney69 @AugustVinsmoke @shuvlyluv @SirenCalledKayt @sarahhartshorne ahh man was waiting for the OBJECTION and it was just one tweet too late

My Lyft driver saw my pregnant belly and put his air freshener in the glove box and went so gently over the bumps that how do we think my husband will feel about naming the baby Mohamad?????

@jacobrossitx @JCisnerosTX perfect self-impressed dem party stan avatar

ICYMI: We made it to the runoff. Despite having some of the most powerful special interests in his corner, Henry Cuellar couldn’t crack 50%. We’re proving that our dreams can go toe to toe with his corporate dollars. Nothing can stop our people power. #TX28

@asymmetricinfo @WhippleMarc counterpoint: no they aren't lol

@WhippleMarc I am not suggesting that prosecutors are good people, but that it is difficult for prosecutors to pursue policies that are radically at odds with local values for any length of time.

Okay, I think it's possible that a few red states might try to outlaw IVF and IUDs, though I think that will prove more politically costly than they currently imagine. But no law is going to be read by any judge, prosecutor, or cop to outlaw miscarriages.

@pn_warner @jjblacklm @OsagameBeth @_L4ND0N dgaf

@IsntNotBen @jjblacklm @OsagameBeth @_L4ND0N She's not an asset, she's just...Putin adjacent.

In #OH11, Rep. Shontel Brown (D) is currently clobbering Nina Turner (D) 70%-30% in a rematch of their 2021 special election primary.

@KevinRVasquez please find a hobby