Shintarō Midorima🏀⛹️👓™

Bomboclaat

Smelling Barcelona downfall and a red card

I really need to be outside this summer.

he never would’ve let this happen

Everybody likes to talk from the outside until you enter the road. I’m a keke rider myself, and with experience… no, it’s not that easy. This idea of “buy keke ₦5M, make ₦200k daily” sounds sweet online, but reality on ground is very different. I work interstate between Lagos and Ogun (can’t mention exact location for security reasons), so let me break it down small: In Lagos alone: Main ticket: ₦1,300 Money for markers, chairman, security, etc: about ₦1,000 Police/agency money (LASTMA, LNSC, etc): varies, but you must settle or risk paying ₦2k–₦10k for “offence” That’s already money gone before you even start breathing. Now Ogun side: Main ticket: ₦1,700 (₦1,300 weekends) “King of boys”: ₦200 Other random levies: ₦500 Then fuel: ₦12,000 daily at least Passengers? They’ll still price you like fuel is ₦200 per litre. We haven’t even talked about: Repairs (very frequent and expensive now) Feeding and daily survival Weekly hire purchase: ₦60k–₦70k for almost 2 years And let me add this: once a new keke hits 6 months, problems start coming one by one. So when everything is deducted… what exactly is left? This job is not “wake up and print money.” It’s survival, patience, and constant expenses. So no — if someone is still broke, it’s not always laziness or chasing job titles. Sometimes, it’s because the system itself is designed to drain you before you even grow. Respect people on the road. The hustle is deeper than it looks.

This keke (tricycle) is ₦5M Go to a state where nobody knows you. Make ₦200k daily. In 6 months you’ve tripled your money. If you’re still broke, it’s not Nigeria, it’s you. You just want a comfortable job title.

People who know me in real life have heard me say “I really like Yinka” more times than I’d like to admit Even when I’m mad at him, I end up saying shit like “kini yi de’n dun mi because mo really like e” God please I need to stand up 😩

i keep using my mumsy’s number to buy data and make calls so that they won’t give her number to someone else😞