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This site is shittier than my posts. Fuck X. Long live Twitter. #MyXAnniversary

@mattdinniman A few days ago I got to chapter 45 of Bedlam Bride and the first page really hit me hard and put to words something that has been itching for years. I tried to reach out via Reddit but I just wanted to say thank you for helping me understand my grief.

Stepped away from this app because it became a rightwing shithole. Came back to see how it’s doing. Somehow worse.

@_Anastasia_Rose I’m so sorry to see this. Always know I’m here for you. I lost my mom in December. It’s so awful to go through. Thinking of you.

what will my world be like without you in it dad? 💔

I’m buzzed

@Ford @MullinaxFordOly You did nothing via private messages to resolve my last issue.

@ItsElectric @MullinaxFordOly Hi there. Can you send us a message with more information regarding your recall concerns, as well as your VIN and mileage? I can assist you from there. Thank you!

Hi @Ford , it’s me again. Today I found out the hard way that @MullinaxFordOly ‘s location in Apopka lied to me about my service contract, has failed to complete my recalls. Both your inaction and that of this dealership has killed any brand loyalty I had left.

Logging in to see if this website is still a worthless shithole. Seems that way

@mattwhitedev FYI, if you have Costco, the pro controller is $10 off

I ordered a Switch 2 from walmart, and just now they brought it over. They also left me 17 bags of pringles and coke that I didn't order. I got out of bed after little sleep and thought I was hallucinating #switch2 so uhh yeah

@yeahireadbooks @_Anastasia_Rose @iamanetra Just a little

@ItsElectric @_Anastasia_Rose @iamanetra But were you gooped as well

need @iamanetra on the big screen again stat

@yeahireadbooks I know

@jdcrowley Let’s go gambling! Awwww dang it

Ah, finally! This will surely bring down the cost of groceries!

@yeahireadbooks Bish u cute

I’m in Vegas. This place sucks.

@yeahireadbooks @BallerinaBitty All Cats are Bastards

@jdcrowley youtu.be/nV5cqfuY-mQ?si…

Hey so before you go and be a little baby bitch about the people killed by “illegal immigrants”, go look at the statistics that demonstrate natural-born Americans commit more crimes, including violent crimes. We’re deporting people who are statistically LESS criminal than we are

My mother passed away a month ago tomorrow. I still haven’t really processed it. I’ve been doing everything I can to keep busy and disassociate

@_Anastasia_Rose Ain’t no way Lexi Love isnt in the top 4

I can’t stop listening to alter ego

@CarlyShea Just a baby

@jdcrowley @Kyle_MacLachlan A hero

Met @Kyle_MacLachlan selling his fantastic wine; he was kind enough to film a backwards vid with my app #TwinPeaks itunes.apple.com/us/app/the-wai…