JEThree

Welp

I am a certified Lifeguard now!!!

I only got three types of human stuff on me; blood, sweat and vomit.

Certificate expired.

I signed up for crayon Shin-Chan the movie Battle of supernatural Powers flying sushi, and all I got was night at the museum 3.

Ultra-Nerd!

Ultra-nerds

@demon_stuff @RobDenBleyker @ACABylonBee I'm slow.

@JEThree @RobDenBleyker @ACABylonBee It’s a joke, dw

@RobDenBleyker @ACABylonBee Oh no. Not you too.

@ACABylonBee didn't realize you were antisemitic

@alabama Fuck you!

@britishmuseum you are a theft organization and should be demolished

If you think I'm stupid now you should see me when I'm high I'm smarter than I look but I'm the dumbest girl alive

I got into an argument with my mother and got kicked out of the car. Happy mother's day!

@racheIhollywood 👀

seeing the happy 5 years anniversary post from a dude u we’re definitely hooking up with for 3 months a year who goes crazyyyyy

@betchabecca So funny story... We won't load in without 100 extra people here.

I'm so poor that when I reloaded Grindr I had to scroll up for like 5 minutes.

Oh yeah. I get got tweets when I'm dong poorly psychology

What am I doing here?

*chattering at birds*

It's too expensive to go to work. I hate it here.

Microsoft has become Apple. Sounds like Linux is going to be my new operating system.

I think Google is lying because I have searched this /several/ times