Honk

Shrek turns 25 this week

@UnderdogMLB Just starting to heat up too

J-Ram x2 6 HR, 10 SB this season

@CleGuardians The split is inevitable sadly

Can take the series today. #GuardsBall

Yeah, we know

@MomsHansumBoy Get your rizz up, Ogre

@JRamHOF leave some rizz for the rest of us, geeze

Picking your bitch up in my onion carriage

Free balling my squats rn

Alright guys enough with the rape jokes

@AlaskanTom @BenStiller I

@BenStiller H

@BHill4377 😎

@JRamHOF Damn, craving the morning wood huh?

I’m so sad. Siri, pull up directions to the nearest Home Depot so I can smell the lumber

@chedwizzer @CleGuardians Let’s not get carried away now

@CleGuardians Cleveland is, was, and always will be Detroit's bitch

It was fun until it wasn't. #GuardsBall

@CleGuardians One clutch hit all game and the pitchers were putting a lot of guys on base. Didn’t deserve to win this one sadly

@centristpeater The one that’s like $2 at Aldi

What are your favorite hot sauces

@farmingandJesus Finally a good visual for this verse

If you publicly rail on LGBTQ for their sin and have a secret porn addiction this is you 👇🏻

😄 In Italy, one of the hobbies among older men is being an “umarell” These are retired men who like to stand around construction sites, watching the work and offering unsolicited advice.

@CaseyVileta @UnderdogMLB Terry?

Leody Taveras breaks up Parker Messick’s no-hitter in the 9th. The Guardians last no-hitter was in 1981.

@Matt_Estes_ @sola_chad John 5:24?

@sola_chad Accepting Jesus is nowhere in the Bible.

If you raise taxes enough, everything is free

@bowtiedmeathead @Parabellum2021 Do I have to go to the doctor and tell him I have ED to get it?

Recently started taking 10 mgs of tadalafil a day on the recommendation of my boy, the most jacked guy at my gym @Parabellum2021 I don’t need a forty-year-long, double-blind twin study to test things out A gym bro recommends, I do my own research and test it out. Simple as. All within reason and not getting stupid with certain compounds. Only a few days in but the blood flow and pumps have been great this week. Tried microdosing 5 mgs in the past and it didn’t do much. Might bump it up to 15-20 mgs daily.