Jacob

You look like a proper nerd when you're running through a train station

White kinder bueno cornettos. Holy shit balls

Kalvin Phillips and Patrick Bamford playing for Chris Wilder at Sheff United? What weird world have I woke up in?

@dailytelegraph Don't show the sharks this. It'll piss them off even more

Former Rebels bikie associate Mark Judge has helped capture a monster bull shark in Sydney Harbour that will be used for scientific research following a string of frightening new year attacks. FULL STORY: bit.ly/4qmPZMJ

Any of these countries that do your tits and teeth for you, taking tonsils out yet? Seem to get tonsillitis all the time and I don't know why nobody's ever not suggested taking the little bastards out.

Don't fuck with the sun, kids. Took it on today and come off second best.

Think Steve Smith is one of the biggest wankers in sport but he's very good at cricket

If anyone can sort me a spare for Chelsea away in a few weeks I’d be very grateful please and thank you, have a great day.

@sharpy9894 Yeah he knows his way around a script like. Class in everything he's in

@JacobAtkinson_ Tom Hardy my favourite actor in recent years mate ace in anything

Mobland has got to be up there with one of the best things I've ever seen. Proper tele

Day 3 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏏 #TheAshes

Into these Leeds

@ConBea92 Enjoy fella!

@JacobAtkinson_ Yeah we’ve had a mint one cheers, just on our way to airport now to Asia for 3 week to top it off 👌🏻😎

Seeing England win down under with your parents. Priceless 🏏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #TheAshes

@ConBea92 Cheers mate! Hope you and the family have had a good one

@JacobAtkinson_ Class mate 👌🏻

England. Shite cricket. Great fans Australia. Great at cricket. Shite fans #TheAshes

Boxing Day 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏏

Whenever Australia have been shit, we've said 'hold my beer'. Proper bunch of losers

Telling the ref that I hope that Santa bypasses his house after getting sin binned will not go down as one of my proudest footballing moments

Over prepared my arse 🧐🏏 #TheAshes2025