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Critics say YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND is "a great big warm hug for your soul." Pre-order the feel-good book of the summer today! amazon.com/Your-Body-Will…
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Jeff Strand 🍅
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Jeff Strand 🍅
@JeffStrand
Bram Stoker Award-winner of gobs of books, most recently BLOODSUCKER COUNTY and FINDERS KEEPERS. WGA screenwriter. https://t.co/HwuOPfHILU
Duluth, MN 参加日 Kasım 2008
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The latest issue of my newsletter goes out tomorrow! This time, the brand-new story is "Five Second Rule." Subscribe now!!! eepurl.com/dewPc9
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The Burger King "We recognize that the modern Whopper was complete dogshit, and have fixed the problem" commercial worked on me, and I tried the new, improved Whopper. Honestly, it was pretty frickin' good! Well done, Burger King!
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Horror DNA just did a cover reveal for my upcoming novel FUN TIMES AT THE BLOODBATH!!! Check it out! horrordna.com/news/cover-rev…
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You thought I’d denounced black licorice ice cream. You were WRONG!!!
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“RIP” Chuck Norris, who faked his death to give his enemies a false sense of security.
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The new Michael McBride novel is still only 99 cents...but not for much longer! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry, you fools! amazon.com/dp/B0GSJL9X99/
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Not gonna lie--these new "We recognize that the contemporary Whopper was dogshit, and our mascot is nightmare fuel, but we've fixed it!" commercials are successfully making me want to go back to Burger King.
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I didn't see Marty Supreme, Hamnet, The Secret Agent, Frankenstein, Train Dreams, or Sentimental Value; therefore, none of them are worthy of Oscars tonight!
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The latest issue of Bridgett Nelson's newsletter is out! If you're not a subscriber, you can check it out here! bridgettnelson.substack.com/p/dont-let-kar…?
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"Trump Surprises Critics With Eloquent, Inspiring State of the Union Speech!" -- Headline we definitely will not be seeing.
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Today is the day! Lime Slush Alani, which I’ve been looking forward to for months, is available today! And…………..it kinda sucks!
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